Bi The Way...

hey uh briar

next time you wanna be all "hOw wOuLd mY pArEnTs tHiNk iM qUeEr hUh"

just remember

that time you spent a whole WEEK searching "am i gay quiz" on your ipad but different renditions and you knew damn well your parents woukd go through your search history

or the fact that you OPENLY SHIP gay shit on tv and point out every slightly romantic moment between those two characters

maybe it's cuz you deadass zone out of existence whenever a certain female character comes onscreen

or your extreme defense to the LGBTQIA+ community whenever your parents say something incorrect

or the eyeroll when your dad said "honestly that lesbian was definitely into me"

what about that time you changed your ipad's LOCK AND HOME SCREEN TO A GIRL YOU WERE "FRIENDS" WITH FROM YOUR BROTHERS BASKETBALL

or maybe they saw your fuckin wallpaper now

or perhaps it was the time you and your brother were talking about cute girls together and your parents fuckin WALKED IN ON YOU

what about the fact that both of your parents know you listen to girl in red and have heard the songs

or the copious amounts of subtle rainbow shit you own

idk self just a thought ¯\_(ツ)_/¯