Isen: Ok but can I not
Elaine: Not what?
Isen: Live
Remi: Oof what happened
Isen: ...
Isen: Blyke, tell them
Blyke: Lol nope
Blyke: I'm making you do it
Isen: ...fine
Isen: So I was in the elevator
Isen: And this really cute girl gets on
Isen: Like, REALLY cute
Isen: And a few seconds later she goes, "Hey, just wanted to let you know that I love you."
Isen: And I'm like, I don't wanna be rude
Isen: So I say, "I love you too" back
Isen: AND THEN SHE GIVES ME THE MOST JUDGY LOOK AND SHOWS ME HER AIRPODS THAT WERE UNDER HER HAIR
Remi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DEAD
John: OOOOOOOOOF
Isen: I just wanted to die
Isen: BUT IT GETS WORSE
Arlo: Worse than that?
Blyke: Yes
Elaine: Wait how do you know about this?
Blyke: He told me
Elaine: Ah ok
Isen: Ok so I'm feeling hungry so I go to get some food
Isen: And I get up to the counter and my DUMB*SS BRAIN WHICH IS STILL FLUSTERED FROM THE ELEVATOR SITUATION ASKS FOR SOME F*CK DRIES INSTEAD OF DUCK FRIES
Isen: F*CK FREAKING DRIES
Isen: AND THEN RIGHT AFTER I BLURTED OUT "S***" AND WALKED OUT
Remi: BRO WHAT-
John: Well damn Isen I didn't know that even you could be that dumb
Isen: -_-
Isen: but it keeps getting worse
Isen: cause you know what I notice on my way out
Remi: what
Isen: THE ELEVATOR GIRL IS RIGHT BEHIND ME AND HEARD THE WHOLE THING
Elaine: Should I be on the floor with laughter right now? No
Elaine: Am I? Yes
Seraphina: Lol she really is
Seraphina: Elaine you sound like a cross between a dying chicken and a hyena
Elaine: Ouch
John: I mean she isn't wrong
Elaine: ;-;
Elaine: Why you gotta do this to meeeeeee
John: 'cause it's fun
Blyke: Well damn John you're starting to sound like Arlo
Blyke: Aka somewhat psychopathic
John: Idk if that was a dig at him or me lol
Blyke: Oh it was for Arlo, don't worry
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UnOrdinary Group Chat
FanfictionWhat would happen if you put the main UnOrdinary characters in a single group chat? *The idea for UnOrdinary is all uru-chan's! There might be some mild cursing, but I bleeped it all out with asterisks.
