UnOrdinary Group Chat

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John: Guys I messed up

John: I need your help

Isen: Whoa whoa whoa

Isen: You're asking US for help?

Isen: Honored

John: Let's be clear, it's only because I don't have anywhere else to go

Elaine: Lol because you're all alone and have no friends

Seraphina: Other than me

Elaine: I stand corrected

Elaine: You're almost all alone and have no friends other than Sera

John: Shaddup

Remi: Wait so why do you need our help

John: This is going to be a long story so grab some popcorn or something

John: So I was on the train because Arlo and I were out at the Turf Wars field so I could kick his a**

Arlo: Stfu

John: You're just saying that because you know it's true

Arlo: We didn't go out there so he could kick my *ss

Arlo: We went out there to settle a disagreement

John: And then I kicked his *ss

Remi: Are you sure that was the reason you guys went out there?

Arlo: ?

Remi: You know what I think? I think it was a cover up

Remi: 'Cause you guys were going on a daaattteeeeeee

John: Boi what the fuuuuuuu-

Arlo: Pinky, how are you not in a mental hospital?

Remi: Thanks

John: Ok ANYWAY

Blyke: Right so what happened

John: So since Arlo was so salty about me destroying him, he decided to get payback and make me miss the f*cking train

Seraphina: Lmao how'd he do that

John: He tied my shoelaces together so when I stood up to get on I tripped and fell

Arlo: I also put a barrier around his feet so it would be hard to smash without smashing his foot bones too

Blyke: Lol Arlo that was actually a pretty good one

Arlo: Thanks

Arlo: You have no idea, it was so satisfying to get on the train and wave goodbye to John, who was stuck on the platform

John: Blyke, remind me to kill you and Arlo this Monday at school, okay?

Blyke: Got it

Remi: Wait that's why you need help, John? Kinda pathetic tbh

John: No, that's not why

John: I got the barrier off

John: So the next train doesn't come for like 2 freaking hours from the last one

John: So I decided to just walk around the nearest city

John: And I was so frustrated while I was walking that I kicked at some random bird on the sidewalk