Fate/Grand Shenanigans: Orleans Antics

Altered Fate

Jeanne opened her eyes as the sunlight trickled into the tent. She looked down and saw that Y/n's arm was still around her.

She turned around and saw his calm expression as he slept. She couldn't understand why it brought a smile to her face.

Instinctively, she brought him closer to herself.

The door of the tent was then opened and Edmond poked his head in.

Edmond: "Yo, Master. Time to get up."

Y/n's eyes opened slowly as he sat up. His sleeping bag slid down, revealing his scarred body.

Jeanne's eyes widened upon seeing them.

Jeanne: "W-What manner of monster did this to you?"

Y/n: "It's a long story, Jeanne. I'll tell ya in the future."

Jeanne: "I-I see."

Y/n stepped out of the tent with his chest to the sun. Gudako crawled out of her tent and saw his scarred yet muscular form and...well...

Gudako: "H-Holy...six pack..."

Suddenly, a torrent of blood shot out of Gudako's nose and she fell backwards from the force of the nosebleed.

Y/n looked over and saw her giggling to herself.

Artoria just sighed.

Artoria: "oh, good. It's Diarmuid's mole all over again."

Anastasia kneeled down and poked her master a few times before Gudao got out of his tent.

He took one look at Gudako, then at Y/n.

Gudao: "I don't even need to ask, do I?"

Chulainn: "Nope."

Y/n: "All right. Head count. Dantès!"

Edmond: "Yo."

Y/n: "Kama."

Kama poked her head out of the bushes.

Kama: "Busy."

Gudao: "She's in the booshes."

Y/n: "...did you just make a Twomad reference?"

Gudao: "...Maybe."

Y/n: "...Okay then. Kiara!"

Kiara: "Minute!~"

Edmond: "Yup, she's masturbating."

Y/n: "Why am I not surprised? Irisviel!"

Irisviel: "I'm here!"

Y/n: "Anastasia!"

Anastasia: "Da."

Y/n: "Bunyan."

Bunyan poked her head out from Gudako's tent.

Bunyan: "Here."

Chulainn: "I'm here too."

Artoria: "Before you call my name. I'm here too."