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by lvlyminchan

by lvlyminchan

Dipshit:
Hey

Hoe:
Hi was hoping you would message me
I kinda may have a very tiny crush on a guy I have never met

Dipshit:
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Back up B*tch
Start from the beginning tell me everything.

Hoe:
Well you remember Chris

Dipshit:
Wrong number dude?

Hoe:
It's kinda him
Now shut up, tell a soul and I will crack you head open with a hammer 🥰

Dipshit:
Okay chill
I have an idea to get you guys closer.

Hoe:
And that is?

Dipshit:
Invite him too Seungmin's sisters wedding

Hoe:
Are you trying to help me or make me go to the wedding I said I wouldn't go to

Dipshit:
Maybe...

Hoe:
Nope no way

Dipshit:
I know you hate each other but like she wants you there

Hoe:
Remember when she locked me on the roof of Seungmin's house after finding out I was scared of heights

Dipshit:
She helped you after

Hoe:
She popped 16 balloons in front of me on my sweet sixteen

Dipshit:
Okay and?

Hoe:
I was traumatised

Dipshit:
So what?

Hoe:
I am nightmares for six months straight

Dipshit:
Okay but your still your going

Hoe:
Remember when she tried to push me off a bridge

Dipshit:
Cool story bro

Hoe:
I want to slit you throat 😘

Dipshit:
Please for China

Hoe:
Urgh only for Chris *!

Dipshit:
Sos autocorrect
WHAT!
I didn't think you would agree
He must be special

Hoe:
I can always change my mind you know

Dipshit:
Please don't I told Seungmin I would convince you and don't want to die