irondad and spiderson oneshots

feral spider

summary: clint pranks peter by putting peppermint extract in his hot chocolate.

it's a known fact in the tower that since peter got bitten by the spider, he's had a pretty serious intolerance to peppermint. he just can't have it anymore, which sucks because it's a holiday staple for him, or well, it used to be.

clint walks into the kitchen while peter is making himself a nice hot chocolate.

"hey peter."

"hey clint. you wanna come watch a movie with me?" peter asks and points toward the living room. clint nods. "cool, i'm just gonna go to the bathroom first." and he leaves, leaving his hot chocolate on the counter because he obviously didn't see this coming. clint chuckles and lets out a makeshift evil laugh, dropping a few drops of peppermint extract into peters beverage, being sure to stir it quickly before he comes back.

"i'm back!" peter smiles, jumping into the room and grabbing his hot chocolate. the two make their way to the living room and put on star wars. clint is eyeing peter hard.

"what?" peter asks.

"oh nothing, nothing." clint smiles. peter nods reluctantly and takes a sip of his hot chocolate, makes a face and spits it out as soon as possible. clint starts to laugh until peters eyes turn red and he crawls up to wall into a corner on the ceiling, hiding in a web he made for himself.

"hey clint where did peter go?" tony asks as he walks in the room. clints jaw is on the floor and he just points at peter and tony jumps, concerned. "peter! clint what happened?"

"i may or may not have... uh... put some peppermint stuff into his hot chocolate..." and he braces himself for when tony jumps on him, which he does.

"don't you know that that stuff makes him do that??" tony yells and points at peter. he stands and goes to stand more or less beneath him. "hey buddy, it's tony. do you wanna come down, hm? there's nothing that can hurt you anymore." and he whispers the next part "clint get rid of the hot chocolate." which clint does immediately.

peter slowly but surely unravels the web he tangled himself in, and hangs on a web until he reaches the floor, his eyes still red. tony inches toward him and puts a hand on his shoulder gently, making it known that he isn't a threat, and peter's eyes go back to normal.

"you okay kid?"

"y-yea... i'm good. what happened?"

"clint put peppermint something or other into your hot chocolate." tony says and peter pouts, looking over at clint who runs away, not wanting to look at peters sad face and potentially get beaten up.

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i've realized that i actually need to keep updating this if i wanna read the oneshots that i absolutely wanna read, but like, i procrastinate so much. literally yall should be proud because i've never updated a book so consistently on this account before lol.

anyway requests? i literally have like fifty or so drafts for this book already but u can still request and i'll add it to the list if it isn't already there:)