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flash and his father

summary: flash managed to get a private tour of stark tower with his father, and of course peter had to be there to represent his fathers company.

peter's pov:
"peter, are you awake bud?" my dad shakes me awake. i grumble and cocoon myself in my duvet. i hear my dad chuckle a bit.

"dad, 'm not awake. not today."

"hi not awake, i'm dad and i say get up. you've got a tour with me in fifteen." i poke my head out of my blanket to give him a 'what the hell' look.

"why are we doing a tour together?" i ask him.

"your mom said so, but we have a new lawyer coming on board and you know i always give them a personal tour, and he's bringing his kid that's apparently your age. mom said you should come represent the company with me." he sighs. i whine.

"dad~ i don't wanna!" my dad gives me a look and i sigh. "fine..." i get up and he leaves the room so that i can get ready.

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"alright kid, you ready to go?" i nod. we make our way down to the lobby to meet the new lawyer and his kid.

what.. oh god no is that..?

"flash..." i mutter and my dad looks at me confused. he introduces himself to the lawyer and shakes his hand before looking at me, probably expecting me to introduce myself to the kid. "u-um hi flash..."

"you two know each other?" his dad asks me. i gulp.

"we uh, go to school together." i say. flash narrows his eyes at me and i look at the floor. we all start moving towards the elevator, and as soon as we step out, flash pulls me aside so we're behind our fathers.

"how the hell are you here, penis?" he has my collar in his fists. my eyes widen.

"m-my internship, flash." he growls at me. the dude fucking growled at me.

"my ass! my dad told me tony was gonna have his kid with him and that sure as hell isn't you!" he shouts, catching the attention of his father, who chuckles and catches my father's attention too.

"hey, kid! let go of him! there is a zero tolerance policy for any kind of bullying in my building. watch yourself or you're getting kicked." my dad races over and gets me out of flash's hold, he straightens my shirt for me.

"i'm sorry sir, it's just that he shouldn't even be here!" my dad raises an eyebrow.

"care to elaborate?"

"well, he's always lying about being your intern at school, so he must have paid someone to get a private tour with us, plus, my dad told me your kid would be coming and i know for a fact that that's not parker!" my dad narrows his eyes.

"you know that for a fact, do you?" flash nods, "ever think that maybe, only new employees get private tours, and that no one could pay me off because they wouldn't even make a dent in my bank account, and that peter here might not be lying, and that you can't take contextual clues and realize that he is my kid??" my dad goes off. my jaw is slightly open and flash looks nervous.

"excuse me stark, but my son didn't do anything wrong, calm down." flash's dad interjects. my dad scoffs.

"yea okay, tour's over, see you never. i'll have someone from HR contact you with nda's and notice of firing." and with that we walk back into the elevator after dad told friday to page security. "you okay, kid? why didn't you tell me what was going on?" i shrug.

"i dunno... it never seemed like a big deal because i can handle it. you didn't have to fire his dad, though! now i won't hear the end of it!" i complain and smack my forehead on his jacket sleeve.

"peter, some people need to learn things the hard way. those two are just some of those people, okay? now if that other kid ever tries something on you again, you let me know and i'll deal with it." my dad pats the back of my head as we get up to the penthouse.

"okay dad..."

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idk if this was any good

i've been sorting through all my drafts for this and i'm actually super excited for some of the ideas i have going so be ready for that!

hope you enjoyed:)