Two Routes || Kazuma x Darkness || Kazuma x Megumin

Volume 1 : King of Crimson Demons | Chapter 1 |

My name is Satou Kazuma, I'm a teenager who died hysterically and reincarnated into an Isekai world. I snatched a useless goddess named Aqua, along a few months later, I recruited 2 party members.

A Crimson Demon with a strange name called Megumin, she blows things up and loses mana as soon as she uses her Explosion spell.

A masochist Crusader named Darkness though with a sexy body that was my type, can only tank hits and not deal any damage.

We were going on a quest to kill a ton of flying fishes that were defrosted from the winter. Apparently the flying fishes have a brain the size of Aqua's and they like to fly out of the lake and cause catastrophic damage. By that I mean they weigh 60 pounds and destroy roofs of houses.

The reward was only a few thousand eris.

"Let's go! I can't wait to gain a bunch of experience by blowing a lake up! Once I blow the lake up, the water will cool me down from this hot weather!" Megumin hums chantingly while playing with her staff. 

"If you are blowing the lake up to get wet. Maybe I won't mind that as well. Then I might have some perverted eyes watching my body soaked in water the whole time." The perverted Darkness gets turned on.

"I-I wasn't staring at anything!"

"Fools, I would prevent the water from wetting all of us! I am Goddess of Water, Aqua, after all! Only because we don't want a Loli-NEET to be staring at our beautiful bodies once we get back home!"  Aqua declared.

"Who said I was a Loli-NEET! Has someone been spreading more false rumors! And stop calling me that you useless goddess!" I retaliated.

I swear, once I find the person who keeps spreading names such as KazuTrash and Scumzuma, Aqua would need to cast Resurrection more then a dozen times!

"Nope! During our time at the Crimson Demon Village when we defeated Sylvia, I could hear you and Megumin talk about whether you should hold hands or not! Then I heard some rustling and noises and assumed you guys were doing it!"

"A-Aqua! It wasn't like that! The perverted man tries to warm his hands using mine!" Megumin was flustered about it.

"Wait a minute, you resisted Megumin's mother Sleep spell? Why didn't you save me?!" Darkness got back to her usual self and not her masochism.

"Of course I resisted! I am a goddess with maxed stats after all. I just didn't want to get up and made her mother carry me to my bed like a child!"

"Stop proclaiming yourself as a goddess." Megumin and Darkness said at the same time.

"I really am! Kazuma, tell them! They only believe in scum trash like you!" Aqua turned to my aid.

"Oi, why do you think you can call me all sorts of name without receiving any backlash. I can disown you anytime. I own the mansion property and can ask the real estate officers to kick you out."

"Sorry, Kazuma-sama! WAAAHHH!"

"Wait a minute. What do you mean only me and Darkness only trust a NEET like Kazuma?"

"Because you are the type to be gullible to trust a guy like Kazuma. But I, Aqua, cannot he tricked into such behavior!"

Didn't Aqua get scammed by an old man, tricking her into buying a normal chicken egg...