Off we go to the Crimson Demon village that only I, Satou Kazuma, can only complete."K-Kazuma-san, it will be faster if I use teleport to instantly enter the village."
Yunyun had the audacity to speak up, of course, a nonadventurer like her, doesn't know the benefits. I also might level up a few levels while exploring.
"Don't be too hasty, Yunyun. The party likes to travel a lot, you've never had any friends so you wouldn't get it."
Megumin harshly spoke to her rival.
"How cruel! But I guess I can travel with you guys! I hope my f-friends don't mind."
All of us stared at Yunyun. She sure hesitated when she said she had friends waiting for her.
"Look! Kazuma! An ogre!"
Darkness was the first who spotted an enemy.
"A what?!"
This girl must've used Decoy skill on herself to attract monsters. I'll bully her later, I don't wanna die especially to an ogre.
"Leave it to me! Wa ha ha ha! You are a fool to challenge a party like us. My name is Megumin, my party members consist a beautiful goddess, a hot crusader and a trash adventurer!"
That explosion maniac had the balls to say such trash to me!
"Who said I was garbage?! I'll show you I'm more capable than you think!" I grabbed my wooden bow and my strangely named sword to gear up.
"Kazuma! Help me! A huge frog appeared out of nowhere! My water skills doesn't affect a frog! They absorb the impact of it anyway!"
The useless goddess decided it was fun to play in a pond and accidentally woke up a giant frog. I had no idea who to kill first, if the ogre gets killed, Aqua would eventually be eaten and covered in slime. If I kill the frog, the ogre would surely target Darkness and her masochism would make her tank the hit.
"Detonate, Explosion!"
Megumin who didn't pay attention to anything but her explosion, uses it to kill the ogre. If only Megumin wasn't obsessed with explosion, she would've been a little more attractive. Same thing with Darkness and her masochism. What happen to the shy and nervous Darkness when we accidentally took a bath together when we first took the mansion.
Now that I think about it, if Aqua didn't scream out nonsense, Darkness and I would eventually be a thing. No wait, this is Darkness, a plain pervert.
The shockwave of the explosion woke up a bunch of more giant frogs.
"Kazuma-sama! Help me! Waahhhhh!!" I could still hear Aqua.
I didn't want to deal with this anymore.
"Lurk..."
I ditched my party members and enter the forest. I had enough of dealing with their rotten behavior! Why can't I have a normal relationship with a girl! The only normal girl is Wiz, but she is a lich so it doesn't count!
"Kazuma-sama! Help me, please! I'll do whatever you want me to do! I don't wanna get eaten again! Waaahhh!"
"Kazuma? Where did you go? Why didn't you use Lurk on us?!" Megumin fell on the floor due to the huge mana the explosion took.
"That man left me to be frog food. Once I enter the frog's stomach, I'll be covered in slime and then be turned into poop. I can't help but enjoy being ditched by the only man I can rely on. So this is what NTR feels like.."
Her masochism was way beyond than it's usual state.
"I will use Teleport! If Kazuma doesn't come out, we will ditch him and the female orcs will kidnap him for good."

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Two Routes || Kazuma x Darkness || Kazuma x Megumin
FanfictionAfter nearly a year of adventuring, a single man adventuring with 3 beautiful women would usually end up in a harem. Except only for 2 women. Satou Kazuma, a teenager who used to be a shut-in NEET now reincarnates into an isekai world. He grabs a g...