Inspired by fearlessxspinjitzu who was inspired by chxcolatexmxlk
Basically, if Ninjago was an IRL TV show/movie, what shenanigans would be going on off camera
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Lloyd: you!
Jay: shall!
Kai: not!
Zane: BE GRANTED PERMISSION TO TRAVERSE BEYOND THIS POINT!
Jay: bro
Zane: yes I just made that up right now, don't @ me
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Nya: I am the all-powerful butt-kicking girl-power-centric bada-
Kai: no, you're my little baby sister who I will wrap in blankets, neon stickers, and bubble wrap every time we go out of the monastery because you might get hurt!
Nya: Kai I will murder you
Kai: you are not coming within five feet of any dangerous objects
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Anyone: starts coughing because of the dust in a battle scene
Jay: oi dat no good
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Cole: okay lets roll- WHO IS BLASTING KPOP?
Nya: turns off her phone sorry, sorry!
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Kai: shakes his head vigorously
Kai: see? My hair didn't even move!
Zane: that is sorcery
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Nya, to Harumi: Ah, I see that the only other human female lead is also wearing paint
Later
Harumi, to Vania: Ah, I see that the other human female lead is also wearing paint
Vania: WHY DO ALL THE HUMAN FEMALES HAVE TO WEAR FACE PAINT AT SOME POINT?!
Cole: Dunno, mah dude
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Jay: make Zane do some big ice-magic thing. Please? Please, we need to make him ELSA!!!
Zane: no you do not!!!
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Anyone: I wonder how the actors stay energized throughout all those high-action shoots
The ninja, before filming: surrounded by coffee, energy drinks, donuts, and candy WHEEE
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Kinda short but I ran out of inspiration
Peace out ✌️
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FanfictionWell, this is what happens when I revisit my childhood. I make like five legit books on it. Oh, well. ~Cover art is not mine~ Highest rankings: #2 in Lloya #5 in Bruise #2 in Kia #2 in Skylor #1 in Morrli
