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Group Chat P.2| All

Kuroo: if you guys find my body tell the cops it was gg

Bokuto: bro what you do?

Daichi: whatever it was I bet he deserved it

Oikawa: hope she dumps you in a ditch 👋👋

Sakusa: good riddance

Kuroo: 👁 👁
it was nice knowing you all
TRAITORS!

  Genoveva: shittykawa bring me some bleach

Oikawa: Geno-chan what are you talking about?
And I'll be there soon🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😚😘

Daichi: oi don't bring her the bleach! You don't know what she'll do with that

Sakusa: bring it to her I wanna know what she'll do

Bokuto: ne gg? What you need the bleach for

Sakusa: don't question it
Hurry up oikawa

Genoveva: great sakusa you're here tell me
Is bleach better at removing blood??

Akaashi: Genoveva san maybe you should forgive Kuroo for whatever he did
Even if he really deserves it

What did he do?

Bokuto: hey gg Kenma will be sad of you kill him
Probably

Oikawa: Geno-chan do you want regular or heavy duty?

Kuroo: bro wtf

Daichi: akaashi san is right whatever he did can't be that bad

Bokuto: yeah man you didn't freak out that much when he started dating Riri chan

Akaashi: she's a girl Bokuto san

Genoveva: that's because Risa didn't let me near him 
No he will pay one way or another

And I refuse anything but death

Kuroo: fuck I said I was sorry
I didn't mean to read your diary

Or tell Risa what you wrote about Kita san

Genoveva: Oikawa
Bring me the heavy duty one

AND A CHAINSAW
KUROO YOU F***** BASTARD!!

Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY!! you read the diary??

Oikawa: wait a minute what about Kita? WHAT DID IT SAY?!

Genoveva: YOU'RE CROSSING THE LINE WOMAN!
MY PATIENCE IF VERY THIN RIGHT NOW

I SWEAR KUROO

Kita: what about me?
Oh?
Kuroo reading her diary was very insensitive

Ushijima: he's right from what I know many girls write precious secrets in them

Bokuto: Ushijima! Lets meet soon a play my man!!!