Poseidon!reader x Re:zero

Roswaal Mansion

Subaru wakes up.

Subaru: I don't know this cealing.

Y/n: Oh, you woke up

Subaru: Where are we and what happend to the wound i had?

Y/n: Apparantly this is where emilia lives and that wound got healed.

Subaru: I see, also why aren't you a cute girl beside the bed that's supposed to say "are you awake"?

Y/n:....What?

Subaru: Well anyway, let's go look around alright?

Y/n: sure.

They walk out of the room.

Subaru: Luckily i got out of using Return by Death this time.

Y/n: I suppose, also i think i know one of the other powers i have.

Subaru: Really? What is it?

Y/n: In the fight with Elsa i was automaticly trained to be able to use a trident.

Subaru: Oh, i see. Anyway are there any cute girls here?

Y/n: Really?

Subaru: What?

Y/n: (is he for real?) I mean there are two mai-

Subaru: It seems this is a looping hallway.

Y/n: Don't cut me o-

Subaru: Anyway let's open this door and hope for the best!

Y/n:.....

The door opens and there can be seen a blonde girl with drills in a library.

Blonde girl: What a profoundly aggravating man you are, i suppose.

Subaru: First NPC found!

Y/n: Subaru, this isn't a game....

Subaru: Hey, you're gonna ruin your cute face with the same type of attitude as y/n's!

Blonde girl: The only smile you deserve is a sneer.

Y/n: Subaru....

Subaru: ? What is i-

Subaru: Yeep! S-sorry, y/n!

Subaru: A-anyway, are you mad? Since i correctly guessed on the first try?

Subaru: Ya know i'm quite the lucky guesser, i can understand why all the gamemasters would want me in all their events!

Y/n: Anyway, what is this room supposed to be?

Blonde girl: Hmph! It's Betty's multi-purpose room, both a library and a bedroom, i suppose!

Subaru: Talk about a token response.
Are you one of those manual girls everyone is into now?