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I quit.
I can't do this anymore.
I plucked out 3 gray hairs last night,
I'm done with this.

Wait,,, it's only been 2 days since I announced.

I swear to god, he's the one making it
harder for me.

Of course he will ACTUALLY act like
we are dating. Of course.
Why would I ever think he would be
like me?
Quiet, distant, and make zero
posts about each other.

Why would I ever think he would be like me?Quiet, distant, and make zeroposts about each other

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I mean that tweet isn't so bad.

It was kinda funny, I'll give him that.
Mainly because he kept throwing hissy
fits on how he still hasn't found
a girlfriend when he's about to
reach 3 mil.

God, to think it would be me.

God, to think it would be me

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I literally barfed in my mouth

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I literally barfed in my mouth.
I wish I was joking.

Besides, what does he even mean
by 'c'mere'?

Oh sure, let me just buy a plane ticket
and I'll be on my way, Quackity!

I rather cuddle with some
hobo I pick up on the streets than with
him.

I told you I hate him, didn't I?

And to think this is all to make
some bitch jealous because she
easily got on my nerves.

I'm just thankful we don't
have to do any affection to each other.

Pretending to be flirtatious, which
is mainly him doing all of that, is
enough to fool the public
and Riley.

Speaking of the public, let's see
If there's any tweets about our relationship.

Speaking of the public, let's seeIf there's any tweets about our relationship

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What 😃

I regret looking through some tweets.

I was gonna attend Vidcon, but after hearing that Quackity is also going I was starting to feel hesitant. Yes, I'm the type of person to not go somewhere because someone I know may be there. Particularly someone I don't bond with, or is just plain annoying to me.

It's hard enough for me to text him normally without hitting that block button, but to have a conversation face to face? First off, I can't walk away from him. I'll feel guilty for that, doesn't matter if I hate him or not. There's no block button in real life, which is a real bummer if you ask me. Would've come in handy. I have to fight the urge to tell him to shut up midway in his sentence, because that's also rude to do.

Fuck, and I can't strangle the dude.

Yes, strangle. God, his voice triggers my fight or flight response.

Though, the last thing I wanna do is disappoint my fans.

♡︎Let's justpretend the pandemic didn'thappen in thisstory so they cango to vidcon 😸

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♡︎
Let's just
pretend the
pandemic didn't
happen in this
story so they can
go to vidcon 😸

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