Grand Theft Otto - H. H.

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Y/N's POV

I sat inside Henry's kitchen as Charlotte and I are quizzing him. "Alright babe, name three of America's father," I said while reading the words from a flash card.

Henry scrunches up his face as he thinks of the answer. "King--"

"Nope," I said.

"I was gonna say Martin Luther King," Henry said, "Junior."

"Oh God. You're gonna fail this test," I said. "Correct. Can I at least get a kiss?" Henry pouts. "Haha, no," I said.

"Coming in with corn!" Jasper announced as he walked inside carrying a bucket of corn. He threw one in our direction and it hit Charlotte on the head. He threw another one and it was about to hit me, but I luckily caught it. "Throw another one and I'm kicking you back to Iowa," I threatened. Henry rubbed my shoulders in comfort.

"Sorry. So what did I miss while I was gone?" Jasper asked. "A razor," Charlotte and I both answered. "Oh you girls are talking about my mustache. You like it?" Jasper smirked.

"It's worse than your chain wallet," Charlotte answered. "Babe will you please talk some sense into your friend," I pleaded my boyfriend.

"Jasper I do not like that mustache," Henry sighed.

"Thank you!" Charlotte and I breathed.

"I love it!"

"What?" Char and I asked.

"I said I love it!" Henry repeated. He and Jasper then proceeded to talk about the stupid mustache as Charlotte and I studied for a bit.

Piper walked inside carrying a cage with a red parrot inside. "Hey can you guys watch my class parrot while I-- What's that on your face?!" Piper asked.

"My new mustache. You like it?" Jasper asked. Henry, Charlotte and I walked up to them. "Can I be 100% honest here?" Piper said.

"Please!"

"Thank you!"

"LOVE the mustache!" Piper said.

"What?"

"Oh for crying out loud!"

"Love the mustache! Love the mustache!" the parrot said from hie cage. "See? Even Otto likes it," Piper smiled. "Where'd you get it?" Henry asked.

"Otto's our class parrot. It's my turn to take care of him for the weekend," Piper explained as she opened the and lets Otto stand on top.

"Alright I'm gonna grab his food from the car," Piper told us before walking out.

"Come on, we gotta study for our History quiz," I said as I grabbed Henry's arm and tugged him to stand up. "No! I don't need to learn the past," he groaned.

"Oh yeah? What year did the World War II end?" I asked.

"Uh... 18--"

"Stop," I interrupted him while holding my hand up. Henry chuckled as he held onto my hand and kissed my knuckles. "Why do we need to study our past when we have a talking bird and a mustache in our present?" Henry said.

"I can see a mustache in your future," Jasper smirked. "Oh God," I breathed as Henry left my side to walk up to Jasper.

"If I have a mustache, I can be Man Danger," Henry smiled. "Babe, you're already handsome right now. Please don't go there, plus I don't want you to fail the History quiz," I pleaded.

"You never even paid any attention during History class," Jasper scoffed. "True, but Y/N's great with dates," Charlotte smirked.

"Obviously! I mean, I wouldn't call it a date, but remember when we celebrated my birthday last year and she prepared this date for us that night? Beautiful," Henry smiled as he tightens his grip on me. "I meant years, Hen," Charlotte rolled her eyes.

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