✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

Bruno x reader x Prosciutto

They were complete opposites when Bruno was warm and caring most of the time, Prosciutto was cold and strict, but both of them have seemed to have you in their sights, who knew that two of the most skilled mafiosos would fall in love with you.

But here's the thing, you didn't know anything about them, until now.

As you were walking down the sidewalk after getting groceries, you noticed a blonde man approaching you he seemed to be holding something in his hands.

He made his way over to you as he handed you a piece of paper, "read this." He told you in a cold tone, you gave him a confused glance as you read what was written on the paper out loud.

"I do."

"She said yes!" The blonde man screamed as loud as he could, a lavender haired man dressed as a priest appeared from somewhere and handed you a bouquet of roses as another man with short hair held up a sign that said 'just married'.

"Man and wife," the man dressed as the priest said as he motioned his hand to you and the blonde, you could hear church bells from somewhere too, the fuck?

You were suddenly pulled down as you heard the sound of a zipper, you soon found yourself being bridal style by a man with blue eyes and black hair, he also had two golden pins on his hair, what was going on?

"I don't have much time to explain, love, but I am here to save you." He spoke as he walked through an opening, as you were held by the 'prince charming' you could see the blonde glared at the man as soon as he spotted him.

" Bucciarati! Bring her back! You bastard!" The blonde yelled as he was running after the two of you, the sudden wedding was interrupted.

The one called Bucciarati ran with you in his arms, you could see your groceries had managed to fall off your hands at this point, you watched as the blonde picked up what seemed to be canned tuna and threw it at your so-called savior, which made him fall with you in his arms, you heard the sound of the zipper again as the two of you were hiding in a car now.

You were now laying on top of him as he held you closer, he was looking out of the car window, carefully watching the blonde who had just thrown canned tuna at him.

You moved away from him as he moved into a sitting position on the backseats, you tried to open the car door but it was locked, you could see the man had put on the childlock.

"You're not going anywhere [Y/N]," he said calmly as he was leaning towards you, which made you let out an ungodly scream, which alerted the blonde.

As you managed to somehow get out of the car you were running through the streets of Italy as the two men chased after you, why were they after you? Were they going to hurt you? They looked like the members from the mafia around here.

You somehow managed to get to your house, it seemed that you had escaped the two, with a sigh of relief you opened your front door and made your way inside your home, you were confused to see a rose petal path and candles, following after them you were now standing in the doorway of your bedroom.

You could hear the song 'careless whisper' playing in the background as the black-haired man from before laid on your bed shirtless, rose petals surrounding him, he held a red rose between his teeth.

He was staring at you with his deep blue eyes as you backed away and quickly began to make your way back to the front door of your home.

As you opened the front door you were met by the blonde standing in front of you, "I heard someone ordered a cheese pizza," He said while holding a pizza box in one hand, "with extra sausage," he said as he winked at you.

At this point you ran into your living room and jumped out from one of the windows that was left open, maybe the Bucciarati guy got in because of that.

You were now on your way to the police station ready to file some restraining orders, but would that stop these two mafiosos? Not really.