✨JJBA ONESHOTS✨

Bruno x reader

Facing yet another challenger on their way, team Bucciarati was in great trouble, they had managed to get separated somehow, the current place they were in seemed odd like it was a funhouse.

The capo glanced around holding an ice-cold stare, he could feel something was close by.

He walked further as he listened close by for his men, how did they really get separated? Then, it happened.

The room he had stepped into turned around fast, and as it stopped the capo had fallen down, he got up quickly, as he turned to look at the sound of clapping, he could see someone standing at the doorway of the room he was in the middle of.

"You sure got really far into this place didn't you, Bucciarati was it?" The man tensed up, "what do you want? And where did you take my men? Tell me and your death will be a peaceful one."

The lady laughed as she pointed at him, she was holding something on the other hand, which looked like a cube, "you're planning my death already? How rude, I haven't even killed any of them, I'm only here for the girl, she could be a great bargain deal." You gave him an eerie smile as he held a cold glare on his face, "you're planning on taking Trish? I promise you won't be able to." He told you, "whatever you say then," you said as you moved your hands over to the odd-looking Rubix cube and started twisting it, the room the man stood started spinning around, "tell me? Do you like carnivals? This might feel like the same experience to one, but if you aren't careful enough you might break a leg or your neck." You stated as you grinned at him as you watched him get dropped down and slammed into the walls of the room. 

He started feeling sick as he tried to keep himself from hitting the walls and the floor and the ceiling as he was flying across the room as it spun around and around, "Sticky Fingers!" He called out his stand, he was going to escape this dammed spinning nightmare, he punched a zipper onto the wall he was landing upon, the zipper pulled down, and as he got through it, he came from the other wall of the room, wait this wasn't what was suppose to happen. 
"You can't escape it, are you dumb enough to think I wouldn't know about your abilities?" You mocked him as you twisted the cube in your hands, "what is this ability?!" He yelled as he tried to move so his legs would end up first hitting the wall, then the room spun again making him go back to the wall behind him.

"Oh, my ability? It's what I'll like to call, 'Metal Health', but why would I tell you about it? You can already see what it does." You told him, as you watched him hit a wall once again, "though spinning you around is getting rather boring for me." 

"I'm glad you agree," your eyes widened as you watched the man punch a zipper to his own hand, "what are you doing? That's just gonna be more trouble for you!" You laughed at him, but your laughter came to a stop as you watched him rip his hand off and toss it over at you, it was still connected to a zipper of course.

"What?!-" 

You tried to get away but the arm managed to grab onto you, seeing this, Bruno pulled you into the room as you tried to get the handoff of you, "you're an idiot!" You yelled at him, as you stared at him with a hint of panic on your face, "didn't think challenging a Capo would be difficult did you?" It was his turn to mock you.

"Idiot!" You insulted him once again as you held onto the Rubix cube in your hand, you twisted it furiously, making the room spin around, the two of you were spinning around in mid-air in the middle of the room, he tried to held onto you with his hand as he tried to make his way over to you, or at least pull you to him, "bang your head!" 

You yelled at him as you kicked him in the face as he got close to you, making him hit a wall, but he was flung off of it soon enough making him hit you he took a hold of you with his arm the one that was still fully part of him and pulled you close, the two of you were face to face now.

"Stop this madness!" He yelled at you, "not a change!" You yelled at him as you twisted the Rubix cube in your hands, he started feeling motion sick, with a rough move of his hand he grabbed onto your hands and tried to twist the cube away from your hold, which didn't go as plan, but the cube was now away from your hands.

With a silent thud it hit the ground and once and for all the ridiculous spinning of the room stopped, the two of you fell down.

You groaned in pain, you felt something crawling on your shoulder, which made you rise up fast and swat off whatever it was that was holding onto you, it was his hand, "gross!" You stated in disgust before you glanced around the room, the man was lying face-first on the floor, and then your eyes landed on the cube once again.

"Are you ready? You're getting another round of this bastard!" You yelled at him as you went to pick up the  cube, only to see your vision fall on to the ground as your head rolled off from your body, "what?!" You yelled as your eyes looked around the room, wait... That hand, he had actually landed a good hit on you.

"Looks like you banged your head as well," you heard him speak, your expression tensed up in fear, what was he gonna do now?

"I have to admit, I have never felt so close to puking, that spinning, how did you not get motion sick?" You heard him stumble around as he tried to keep his balance, which was a mess after the spinning he had gone" through, "I don't get motion sick! I get sick of you idiots! The girl would have saved lives!" You snapped at him, "We would have had our revenge!" 

Bruno stopped as he glanced at your head, "what do you mean by revenge? Against the boss?" He questioned as his expression turned into an unsure one, "that damn hiding coward! Of course, we want out revenge against him! He's nothing but a cheap ass! Our family deserves better than him!" 

He stared at you in disbelief, but his attention soon turned to the cube laying on the ground, he went to pick it up, and then he went to take his arm which was laying on the ground, "you're nothing but a cog in the machine, Bruno! You're serving a king you'll never meet!" You yelled at him, but he stayed silent, "The assassination team will have their revenge!" He listened to you as he attached his arm back to its place, "you should have told me that sooner then."

"What?" Your voice suddenly got much quieter, "I guess we have a common enemy, your team where are they?" He asked, "why should I-" 

Your vision moved as you felt him pick up your head, "we're on our way to return his daughter to him, of course, but I have bigger plans than that." He spoke as he looked into your eyes you stayed silent as you watched him with a confused expression.

"Our plan is very similar after all, it would be great if we could work together, both teams against the boss." He told you, "you're not lying, are you? You bastard-" "Why would I lie? Can't you see it from my eyes, or would you like to see if I'm sweating and taste it to see if I am? Don't be ridiculous."

You stared at him for a moment, it was silent for a minute but it felt like an hour, "you better put my head back to my body." "Then you better find your team and tell them," he said in a cold tone, you had a hesitant look on your face before it changed into a determined one. 

"You have made yourself a deal, zipper man."