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Formaggio x reader

The man in the red jacket, Formaggio was on a mission, his job was to steal jewelry, a pearl necklace, he had successfully obtained it, and was now walking down the street spinning it around and around with his finger, thinking about random things, like how clue doesn't stick inside of its container, that was something he was trying to figure out as he walked down the street.

Soon enough the jewelry flew out of his grasp as he had spun it too much, it landed in front of a cat, a pitch-black cat, the feline looked down upon it, Formaggio lazily made his way over, ready to pick up the jewelry and pet the cat, not having any worries in the world.

Until of course he saw the feline pick up the pearl necklace and flung it to the air, the feline caught it and now the jewelry was hanging around its neck, Formaggio stared at the cat for a minute, he had never seen a cat do anything like that.

The hitman crouched down as he tried not to scare the cat away, "hey there little friend, come 'ere." He said while making kissing sounds trying to get the cat come to him, the cat watched him as he motioned his hands towards him, instead of coming to him, the cat, snickered as it gave him a sinister grin, wait a minute, cats can't grin nor did they snicker.

As Formaggio realized this he watched as he cat ran off with the necklace.

"Hey come back!" The hitman called out to the cat as he began to run after the feline, he should have known that black cats were a sign of bad luck.

The hitman followed after the cat, going from alleyways to walking on top of a stone fence, he soon enough chased the cat to a construction zone, there luckily didn't seem to be any workers nearby, as Formaggio climbed up following the feline, he soon found the cat, sitting on a pillar that was dangling down, it moved swiftly due to the soft wind.

Formaggio could see the cat licking it's paw, "I finally got you, damn rascal." He said under his breath, he carefully approached the cat who turned to look at him as he was getting closer the cat snickered again as it grinned at him once again.

The cat jumped off the hanging pillar to another level on the building, Formaggio cursed as he followed after the cat, he watched the cat turn around a corner as he quickly followed after, what he found on the other side wasn't what he expected.

"What? Cat got your tongue?" You snickered at him as he watched you his eyes quickly spotting the pearl necklace around your neck, "what the-" "It's rather fancy I admit, but if you want it you better catch me first." You told him as you gave him a mischievous grin, you ran off the hitman chased after you he was even more confused, was the cat the stand user?

He watched you leap down to the lower floor, you made a flip, landing on your feet you had turned yourself into a cat again, the cat certainly was some sort of stand ability, you turned to look at him as you snickered at him before you ran away again, he was getting irritated but this was becoming rather interesting.

Soon enough, on the first floor, you were wandering around, wondering if the man in the red jacket had given up with his chase until you were picked up by the pearl necklace.

Formaggio avoided the sharp claws of the cat as he tried to shook the pearl necklace away from your neck, a cat paw scratched his arm as the necklace around the cat's neck was snatched away, making you fall and roll on the floor, there were you again this time human.

"Ah, that was rude," you sneered at him as you moved to a sitting position, "so is stealing," he sneered back, "I didn't steal anything, I just, borrowed it." You with a scoff as you glanced away from him, "do I need to shrink you and put you in a bottle? You know you would make a great pet." He said as he smirked at you.

Gasping you turned to look at him in shock, "you're that guy!" He stared at you with a confused expression, "excuse me?"

"The bottle guy! How dare you!" You snapped at him, he only raised an eyebrow at this, he watched as you moved your hand to your face, making a long whistle, soon enough he could see cats coming into the construction zone, he looked around in confusion, "WHAT THE HELL?!" He yelled out, "you will pay for your crimes!" You yelled at him as you stood up.

It was a long afternoon for Formaggio, he was sure he ran a marathon as hundreds of cats followed after him, he learned the hard way not to put a cat into a bottle again.