pay your damn mortgage part three (a poem)

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roger stepped into da shower

he washed himself

not in his clothes

he was NOT washing his clothes

just himself

john said he stanky and fishy

so he got in da shower

he washed himself

with da shampoo and conditioner

and da body soap

his eyebrow filler came off

the blonde hair dye washed out

but he didnt care

he was clean

he took a damn shower

-rupi kaur

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as much fun as i've had in this fandom, ive DEFINITELY grown far from it (im in the danganronpa fandom now oh no) and this will be the final story i post in this book. i'm orphaning all the fics in the story on ao3, so people can still find them, however im just uncomfortable with being associated with these fics of me shipping real people (as cute as the ships may be it just makes me uncomfortable)
ill always love the jokes ive made from pay your damn mortgage and the kitten fic, and i literally got my best friend from reading a queen fic and mentioning it on twitter.
i am planning on writing a danganronpa classic rock au, however there will be no ships as that makes me uncomfortable. if you want to read that once i begin writing it, it will be on my archiveofourown account, catboynagito.
thanks for sticking with me :)

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