Homestuck x reader

Dave x reader

"Haha haha HAHAHAHAHA~" oh no. oh god no. dave is lauthing to the song baby your beautiful. "dave... stop" "haha hahaha ha ha ha" "noooo stop"

You run in to your room and shut the door and lock it. on the outher side of the door you still here dave. you grab your phone and call dirk.

"Hello?"

"Dirk help me! dave is doing it agian!!"

"Haha poor you. you still have cal?"

"Na dave hid it from me when I was a work"

"Hmmmmm. oh! you have that bag still that I left over there?"

"Yeah the one you say you keep 'forgetting' to take."

"Yeah look in the bag and you will know what to do"

With that dirk hanged up. dave was still singing on the outher side of the door. you get the bag and open it to find smuppets.... alot of them to. a smirk came to your face. you get on and head to the door. you swing the door open and thou the puppet at dave who scrams like a little girl. "HAHAHAHAHA!" you fall to the ground holding your sides.

Dam we are the most wirdst copple ever. but you can all ways cont on dirk helping you out when your boyfriend dissds is parking week.

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Hello! Ok im no fan of 1D so i dont know what the hell the song is called. My friend showed me a vido of this and thats. Where i got the idear. I can find the vid to put a link sorry. And sorry about all the spelling the mistakes i try its just the way i am. So yeah! Thanks for reading!!