Monster Hunt // Dreamnoblade (Dream x Technoblade)

Sleep Deprived Draft

(This was a draft from before I wrote chapter 16, I was super sleep deprived and didn't know what I was doing. Just thought it was funny, so I shared it here)

(Also, I don't know why I put a picture of a randomass couch above, and I don't know who's fucking couch it is lmao)

SO WHAT GONE HAPPEN NEXT HMMM

so basically right, schlatt gone smile and then he gone

"why u sad why u cri u completed ur mission dont be cri about me'

then Wil cri becaosse he sad and regretful 

super cri, no schlattbur, sad ending boohoo readers will say 'author whyyy' or maybe 'pog' idk readers unpridectible

then rihjh

OH NO 

they realised da bom was sttill bepping but dunno where bob is, so they gone serch for it

chapter ends in cliffhanggggggg

then dream do sumn hundrediq super man move and find bomb

OH NO THEY FUNNO HOW TO DISARM

'guys go without me ok'

'no you dumb bitch u gonna kill urself'

'nu its fine ill be with schlatt, anyway ill be out in time'

'no u dumbass'

'go away rite now before i kick u'

'ok bye'

BUILDING EXPLODE

BUT DW, WILBY MANAGED TO MAKE EXPLOSIOIN SMALLER SO ONLY EVIL CASTLE DIED< NOT WHOLE VILLAGE

WILBY THEN SAKRICTFE LIFE

sad ending cry cry

CHAPTER END-------

everyone very sad

nikki also sadd but what can she do about it lol 

then

village thanks them

then

they return home,

townpeopl find out wilby died so they sad

AH EUREKA

THEY MAKE NIKKI THE PRESIDENT CUZ GIRL POWER AMIRITEEEEE

originally dream, but dream is nice 

ok thtas that

ends with some sappy dream x techno shiz

yep ending lollolololol bye bithc

CLOSING A/N

add some seld promo or smht

(new dreamnoblade fanfic coming up, and the toom x toob freinshep fanfic tio also after that maybe dreamnoblad oneshot with requests maybe lolm yeah_ maybe post this draft idk 0\

OLRITE thats iyyyttt

YAYYEBUHBHJBEHJBsm, ddk j 

o8

(Pfft I spent so long trying to figure out what the o8 meant and I realised I wanted to type o7 but I missed the key lmao)

(Also, I read the draft again and I noticed I didn't even properly follow some parts lol)