25!!? Never thought I would be this far ong!
Derek: what she told you is a lie, that never happened.
Vallyk:
Derek: what?
Mike: so you gonna tell us or wait till we turn to bones!?!
Vallyk: ong!
Derek: ok, so the day you guys were supposed to come back is when Zoey came over, she came to the door with a bottle.....
Listen to^^^^
~~~~~~~~~~~flashback😴~~~~~~~~~~~
*ding dong*
*opens the door oooooo*
Derek: umm hey zoey....
Zoey: hey!
Derek: why are you here not to be rude!
Zoey: it's ok, umm y/n wanted me to drop this off!
Derek: a bottle of wine???
Zoey: ya girl!
* she walks in the house when she wasn't even invited in, boooo😴*
Zoey: let's try it.
Derek: umm no it's ok, you can leave it there and go thxs.💭💭 ~~~Derek mind~~~💭💭
" damn what this hoe want!"😴the end of the mind ( no but I'm obsessed with this damn emoji)
Zoey:come on Derek
Derek: no
Zoey: it's just a sip
Derek: and it's just my answer.
Zoey: I wont stop till you say yes.
Derek: what the hell! Urggg.!.!!!
Zoey: yay!
3 mins later
Derek: (Iykyk)(I'm taking this out later if nobody gets it😭)
Zoey: heree! 1...2...3
I drank it and started feeling weird, all I remember is her giving me more and more wine and next thing I remember was yall on the room and me beside her.💭The end💭🦙
Y/n: so you dont remember anything
Derek: I'm pretty sure she put a pill in my drink.
Y/n: no I think its call viagra.
Mike: no but they said it doesn't.
Skyler:I read a article online saying it goes through your blood to your phone.
Zoe: I read one to that said it makes you horny after you are turned on.
Vallyk: i read on that said it make you horny.
Derek: wait where the hell are you getting you stuff!
Vallyk: reddit
Mike: reddit
Zoe: reddit
Skyler: the internet
Y/n: from elementary school.
Zoe: umm chileeee, yall heard about that renegade girl hitting 100mil on tiktok after she was on ungrateful.
Y/n: no I just think people miss understood her and james.
Zoe: not a 20 year old sticking up for a 16 year old.
Skyler: zoe laverne and tony lopez is typing.....😬
Derek:how the hell did we escalate to this?
Y/n: if I'm being honest.......idk, but what I do know is that I believe Derek.
Derek: ty.
Y/n: now let ME GO ROCK THAT BITCH SO HER MOMMA,DADDY,SISTER, BROTHER, UNCLE, AUNT, COUSIN, GRANDMOTHER, GRANDFATHER, GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER, AND THE DEAD ONES can feel it.
The girls:PERIOD!! let's go!
Derek: yall not going anywhere, just stop seeing and talking to her.
Y/n: ok fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*blocked *
*knock knock *
Y/n:ye- what
Zoey: hey
Zoe: sorry baby we dont got spear change.
*slammed *
Y/n: period!
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