robert johnson's life

Chapter 9, Big Bird Gets Baked Into A Pie

The title may be concerning, that's because it is.

Leonardo is an inventor and not a chef. Robert had moved Big Bird's ashes onto the kitchen counter to do some spring cleaning in the living room.

Leonardo just wanted to make a pie.

Leonardo mistaken Big Bird's ashes for flour and now well Big Bird is apart of the pie.

And nobody notices this until the ashes are missing from the urn and uh well, an accident happens.

The family dog eats the pie.

You may be thinking no big deal right i t's just a dog and a pie nothing bad will happen because of it.

Nothing bad can happen right?

Wrong.

Over a few weeks the dog starts to grow yellow feathers. He is becoming Big Bird. 

This might be a problem for some people, but it's Big Bird it won't be a huge deal right?

Wrong.

Now the family dog is fucking flying in the house.

They can't get rid of him it's half Big Bird half family dog.

But it might be an issue trying to take a flying dog on a walk.

More specifically a yellow flying dog that has orange legs and is the size of a car. 

Nice one Leonardo.

A/N: Big Bird oh no stupid Leonardo.