Draco: Fix that broken plate, Potter
Y/n: Avada kedavra
Draco: Narrowly missed by beam of green light WHAT THE HELL?!
Y/n: If it's dead, you don't need to fix it.
Draco:
Draco: I'm leaving
Y/n: No please.
—--—
Y/n: Augh, can you get that disguting thing off this house?
Draco: Would you like to go on a date with me?
Y/n:
—--—
Y/n: Draco, wake up!
Draco: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave the flowers and get out
—--—
Y/n: Hey, Draco
Draco: What?
Y/n: The floor is lava
Draco: pushes Y/n to the floor
—--—
Y/n: There are no straight men, just men who haven't met me.
Draco: Oh yes, I can confirm. I'm very much bent.
Y/n: Don't you mean-
Draco: Bent over vomiting
—--—
Draco: Darling, do you remember what day it is?
Y/n: Erm.. December 23rd?
Draco:
Draco: Walks away
— Several hours later —
Y/n: Running DRACO WAIT ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY!
—--—
- texting -
Draco: come over
Y/n: I can't my car only has three wheels.
Draco: Oh you have a tricycle?
Y/n: You were supposes to say "But my parents aren't home"
Draco: I was distracted by your tricycle
Y/n: Okay, lets start over.
Draco: Come over
Y/n: I cant, my car only has three wheels.
Draco: What color is your tricycle?
Y/n: I want a divorce
—--—
* Texting, alternative *
Y/n: come over
Draco: I can't, I lost my leg.
Y/n: oh? Wanna get mine?
Draco: What? You were supposed to say "But my parents aren't home"
Y/n: They're never home, they're rotting six feet under, Draco
Draco: Alright, I'm coming. Ice cream or biscuits?
Y/n: cookie dough
—--—
Y/n: frustrated I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, SOMEONE TAKE ME OUT!
Draco: On a date or kill you?
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𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐂𝐇. Draco Malfoy
FantasyChaos, laughter, friendship and trauma. All found in Hogwarts while a certain boy tries his best to become a not-so-ordinary wizard. ============================ [ Male reader ) [ PART 1 of 3 ) [ x Draco M. ) [ Chikun...
