Kidge One Shots

What if?

Keith's POV:

Obviously I have some bad luck or something. Here I am stuck with my friends, and Crush. WAIT WHAT?! No no no, I can't think about that now.

We had our Bayards out and ready, in case we needed to defend ourselves.

Pidge was Back to Back with me, Lance and Hunk we're back to back, And Allura was back to back with Shiro, (I know he wasn't in this scene, but I wanted him in it, don't come for me).

"Um Keith," Something about her voice sounded wrong, normally she's confident and so sure of herself, but this time she sounded Concerned, worried, and scared.

"What's wrong, you ok?"

"S-something has my foot."

"WHAT?!" I looked down, and saw a hand, WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING QUIZNACK!?

"It's pulling me down the cliff."

NOPE, NOT TODAY HAND, SORRY YOU CAN CATCH SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE THESE HANDS, BUT YOU ARE NOT TAKING 'KATIE PIDGEY CHICKADEE KITKAT HOLT!

"Lance, Hunk, Shiro, Allura, I need some help."

Lance turned around, "What's going... PIDGE!" Lance Hunk and Allura grabbed her Left arm, and pulled, while me and Shiro had a death grip on her right arm.

"Come on, come on."

Allura pulled for a good 4-5 minutes before stopping, and let go, which made Pidge go lower.

Lance glanced at her for a second, before focusing back, "Allura, what are you doing? Help us."

"No."

Did she just say No.

Shiro looked at her, "What do you mean No, get her arm and help pull."

"Fine," she said with a huff. She grabbed Pidge's arm, and yanked it, hard, and I'm pretty sure I heard a snap, crackle, or a pop.

"ALLURA, what... are you... doing."

I know she didn't just do this, when I help Pidge, she's gonna wish I was a full human.

A/N: I know Keith is different in this story, but I wanted some Sassy Keith i this story, Please don't judge me.

Now Hunk was mad, Oh Shuck, this is bad, "Allura what's your problem? I'm pretty sure that  was her shoulder, or her wrist, human aren't built like Alteans, or Galran's, there bodies are built differently. WHICH IS WHY YOU NEVER SET THE GLADIATOR FOR AN ALTEAN CHILD."

"Well I'm sorry, that she's so weak that she can't take a little pull."

This time we all glared at her, which made her take a step back, and Pidge dipped even lower, hands were now up her waist, and tugging, DON'T THINGS KNOW WHERE NOT TO TOUCH. She was obviously in pain, from her shoulder or wrist, maybe both, since Allura's crazy strong, from  being yanked out of the socket, or broken.

Lance spoke to her again, "Ok, first of all, that's just plain rude, Second of all She's not weak, in fact Mentally she's much stronger than us, and I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT HER SMARTS EITHER, even though together she would still be smarter than us,  I'm talking about her psychological, or whatever it is you call it, and third of all, HOW. DARE. YOU."

She took another step back, she clearly didn't expect her Boyfriend to talk to her this way. "Lonce, How dare you speak to me like that, I'm your Girlfriend, and a Princess."

He looked at her, and said coldly, "well not anymore your not."

Well that's a real great way to break up with someone Lance.