All work and no play have made Harry a very dull boy. To shake things up a bit, the Weasley brothers give him a gag gift for Christmas: a dozen sessions at a brothel. A week later, Harry is stripped down to his underwear, nervous and excited, waiting for the man he picked from a shadowy picture. But when he arrives and pulls back the hood of his robe, Harry is shocked to see it is Draco Malfoy...a man he hasn't seen in years. Draco explains his rules and gives Harry a choice. Stay or go... *Alternative Universe* *AU Never Met* *Many Twists & Turns*