{ DISCONTINUED WORK } - "Are you a donut, because you are all sugar and curves." "If only you could get some of it. Sadly, today's not your day when trying to seduce people into having sex with you." "What.. What the actual fuck! I didn't mean it like-" "Even if ya didn't, you can't just say that to people, asshat." "I'll be on my way, thank you very much. Also, prepare for a one-star review." - In which a certain heterochromatic male attempts to help an anger-filled ash blonde with pick up lines at a counter in Krispy Kreme. Keyword: attempts • OVER-THE-TOP AMOUNT OF SWEARING , EVERYONE HAS ISSUES & TONS OF CHEESY PICK UP LINES YOU ARE FREE TO USE NO QUIRKS | MODERN AU STARTED: 01.07.20 | ENDED: 00.00.00
7 parts