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michaelclifford:
if jesus can walk on water
and watermelons are 90% water
anddd, i can walk on watermelons
does that mean i'm 90% jesus
hello
guys ?ashtonirwin:
if you want my professional opinion, no you're not 90% jesus
but you're 100% high thats for suremichaelclifford:
i don't even smokeashtonirwin:
sureee, because that deranged thought came from a sober manmichaelclifford:
i was having an extistential crisis and my mind went to jesus and watermelonsashtonirwin:
hmm
do you think of jesus and watermelons often, michael?michaelclifford:
now that i think about it
yeah probably more than the average dudeashtonirwin:
well that's great babe
i encourage you to speak to a therapist ❤️
speaking of, i'm off to see minelukehemmings:
babe????michaelclifford:
do i really need therapy guys?calumhood:
no kitten
ignore ashton
he's jealous of your sexy brainmichaelclifford:
y'all came on the chat out of nowhere damncalumhood:
i was feeding duke lolzlukehemmings:
shut up column no one says 'lolz' anymore
and i didn't care to text back until you seduced my boyfriendcalumhood:
fuck offmichaelclifford:
luke
wtf made u believe that i seduced ash?lukehemmings:
ugh
he called you babecalumhood:
hate to break it to you buddy but ashton calls everyone thatmichaelclifford:
tis truelukehemmings:
so i'm not special ? ☹️michaelclifford:
nopelukehemmings:
is this what heartbreak feels like ?calumhood:
oh my god you're so dramatic
so your boyfriend is nice to other people, whats the big deallukehemmings:
if he's nice to other people someone might get the wrong idea and take him away from me
and then i'll have no choice but to become a criminalmichaelclifford:
ok first of all
what you're saying is that you'd rather ashton be a dick?lukehemmings:
yeah pretty muchcalumhood:
well some people like dicks🤷🏽♂️michaelclifford:
omg calum
second, i don't think ashton could ever love anyone else, luke
he plans on being with you forever, he's told me solukehemmings:
interesting
my baby loves me 🥰ashtonirwin:
of course i do you fucking weirdomichaelclifford:
hey ash how was therapyashtonirwin:
it was great! we talked about my repressed traumas
😒calumhood:
yikeslukehemmings:
get well soon ❤️ashtonirwin:
working on it love
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