just to be clear, this book does not take place in a specific era. so for example if one of them were to send a picture of themselves it might be 2015 michael one second and 2020 michael the other. i don't know if this makes any sense at all, but yeah. all I can say is that it's like after they met 1d.
also like usual this chapter is very random and stupid.
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ashtonirwin: kennkwisoa
calumhood: pardon me
ashtonirwin: buttdial
calumhood: how do you open an app, open a gc, type a message, and then proceed to send it all with your ass
ashtonirwin: my ass is magical no im just bored and i didn't want yous to think i would willingly text this groupchat
calumhood: please my ass is better than yours
ashtonirwin: shut it at least i didn't snapchat the world my balls
calumhood: boy why must you bring that up everytime we argue
ashtonirwin: why must you think it's okay to snapchat the world your balls
calumhood: I DIDNT MEAN TO
ashtonirwin: jesus i am right here no need to shout
calumhood: thanks but im not jesus only calum
ashtonirwin: what
calumhood: learn how to use commas
ashtonirwin: learn how to not show everyone and their mother your dick and ill learn better grammar
calumhood: im tired of you where's muke
michaelclifford: im here soz i was interested in ur convo continue
ashtonirwin: luke is out cheating on me probably
calumhood: pfft what😂
michaelclifford: probably. if i was dating u id probably cheat
ashtonirwin: thank you michael i really appreciate it
michaelclifford: np baby🥰🥰
calumhood: hey😡 im baby
ashtonirwin: correction. you're michaels baby. everyone knows luke is the baby of the band
lukehemmings: hell no i am daddy as fuck😡
ashtonirwin: now the cheater shows up im sorry did i hurt your ego
lukehemmings: for fucks sake ashton I AM BOT CHEATIEN
ashtonirwin: hello bot cheatien where is my cheating ass boyfriend
michaelclifford: did you actually cheat luke
calumhood: you better not have
lukehemmings: no i didn't
ashtonirwin: yes he did
lukehemmings: goddamnit what is wrong with you it was a photoshoot
ashtonirwin: you didn't have to kiss her so passionately
michaelclifford: im uncomfortable
lukehemmings: omg do i have to spell it out i a m g a y i l i k e m e n
ashtonirwin: whatever cheater
calumhood: haha ashton you're such a bitch
ashtonirwin: so your telling me if michael kissed a girl it wouldn't make you upset
calumhood: well that's different considering michael is attracted to girls. but yeah i guess if we were dating it'd make me a little sad
ashtonirwin: SEE MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
lukehemmings: im so done having this conversation with you
michaelclifford: wait cal we're not dating?
calumhood: i mean no not really
michaelclifford: you want to?
calumhood: sure
michaelclifford: cool
lukehemmings: wow
ashtonirwin: why can't my relationship be that simple
lukehemmings: it could be if only you weren't such a complicated baby
ashtonirwin: maybe if you didn't cheat on me
lukehemmings left
ashtonirwin: oh shit he mad gtg
ashtonirwin left
michaelclifford: well then
calumhood: they're a mess
michaelclifford: no kidding
calumhood: bored
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michaelclifford: hhhhhhhh fhghegegegehevc im coming over
