DMS | lashton + malum

max goof

this is sooo overdue, just like all my schoolwork lmao. but yea ive been going THRU IT lately. sorry for that

anywayyy thank you to all my friends that always comment on these chapters. it really means a lot and it makes my heart swell with joy when someone enjoys the writing i can't stand lmao.

love u

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calum hood to ashton is superior

calumhood:
ok first of all why ashton

ashtonirwin:
hm?

calumhood:
the gc name,, why'd you change it
and more importantly why did you lie

ashtonirwin:
i didn't do shit bitch
where's the lie though?

calumhood:
...
luke?

lukehemmings:
change it and i'll leak your nudes

calumhood:
my nudes were already leaked dumbass

lukehemmings:
oh yea lol
lemme think of another threat really quick

calumhood:
jesus christ, shut up
i had an important question

michaelclifford:
you alright?

ashtonirwin:
aw malum is thriving rn

calumhood:
shut up

lukehemmings:
how about you shut up before i leak MICHAEL'S nudes 😏

michaelclifford:
i-
why do u have my nudes???

ashtonirwin:
i'd like to know the answer to that question as well luke

calumhood:
I HAVE A QUESTION DAMNIT

lukehemmings:
untwist your panties and then we can talk

ashtonirwin:
HAHA

calumhood:
i hate you both

michaelclifford:
ask ur question bb

calumhood:
ok.
what is the best disney movie?? 🧐
and base your answer on facts!

ashtonirwin:
wow this question is soooo important.

calumhood:
stfu

lukehemmings:
is mean girls a disney film ??

michaelclifford:
ur an idiot luke
but it's tangled hands down

ashtonirwin:
ugh michael you would say that
it's obviously the lion king there's literally no other answer

lukehemmings:
well you guys have your opinions
but im sticking with mean girls

calumhood:
...
im so unsatisfied with your answers

ashtonirwin:
what'd you expect us to say??
a goofy movie? 😂

calumhood:
that's EXACTLY what i expected.
the goofy movies are the best thing to come into existence

michaelclifford:
im dating a dude with poor taste in movies... where did i go wrong...

ashtonirwin:
the goofy movies are literally goofy calum please educate yourself

calumhood:
stop this goofy slander before i quit the band

ashtonirwin:
at this point we wouldn't miss you,, you genuinely believe a goofy movie is the best disney film.

calumhood:
luke?? what's your opinion on this

lukehemmings:
.. my opinion doesn't matter

ashtonirwin:
tf yes it does!
tell him a goofy movie sucks!!

lukehemmings:
i can't.

ashtonirwin:
why not??

lukehemmings:
BECAUSE
...i agree

calumhood:
HA see you guys?

michaelclifford:
okay just bc luke agrees with u, it doesn't mean ur right
but i mean max goof is kinda hot...

calumhood:
i actually think roxanne is hot

lukehemmings:
whoo cal me too..
i know i'm gay and all but goddamn i'd risk it all for her

ashtonirwin:
you all are repulsive

ashtonirwin left

calumhood:
he's just butthurt because i got y'all on my side

michaelclifford:
nah.. max is hot and all but i have my eyes out for a different max if u catch my drift

lukehemmings:
?? i don't catch your drift at all

calumhood:
who's max??

michaelclifford:
he goes by maximus actually 😻

calumhood left

lukehemmings:
damn michael he left your ass again

michaelclifford:
he didn't leave me the break up was MUTUAL

lukehemmings:
speaking of malum..
did you guys work your feelings out yet?

michaelclifford:
yea we did actually
he's so sweet

lukehemmings:
i have a hard time believing that considering he shoved me in the fucking dark ass closet in the studio and locked me in there,, just like last week
but i'm glad he's nice to you
you deserve someone like that

michaelclifford:
thanks luke, really means alot that u'd say that to me

lukehemmings:
❤️❤️
now is this conversation over because ash is getting in the shower and i want some 🥴

michaelclifford:
just fucking go
did not need that mental picture 🤢