DMS | lashton + malum

shut up michael

warning/ this chapter is unbelievably stupid and gay so if ur reading this for the band and not the ships I'd skip this one ❤️
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michaelclifford:
so i was just watching a malum video

ashtonirwin:
...

calumhood:
why?

michaelclifford:
why not?
we r cute

lukehemmings:
yeah i watch lashton and muke videos all the time

calumhood:
what about cake ☹️

lukehemmings:
i don't really like you calum.

calumhood:

michaelclifford:
aw cal
it's ok
no1 likes luke either

ashtonirwin:
why does that cat have a shoe on its head?

lukehemmings:
shut up michael
ashton likes me🥰

ashtonirwin:
never said that.

lukehemmings:
you did when my dick was in your ass 30 mins ago but whatever helps you sleep at night

ashtonirwin:
why would you-

calumhood:
tmi

michaelclifford:
HA like u top 😂

lukehemmings:
i do ??

michaelclifford:
ok buddy

lukehemmings:
ashton tell him

ashtonirwin:
i'm not telling anyone anything about our sex life.

lukehemmings:
calum you believe me, don't you?

calumhood:
you said you don't like me therefore im not associating myself with you any longer

michaelclifford named the group luke is a bottom

ashtonirwin named the group shut up michael

lukehemmings:
thank you baby🥰🥰 always defending me🥰🥰

ashtonirwin named the group shut up luke

michaelclifford:
hey that's my line

lukehemmings:
why does everyone hate me?

ashtonirwin:
we dont hate you.

michaelclifford:
speak for urself

lukehemmings:
☹️☹️

ashtonirwin:
don't listen to michelle luke
i love you♥️

lukehemmings:
aw
ily2 babycakes😍😍
now will you admit you're a bottom

ashtonirwin:
don't push it hemmings

calumhood:
ANYWAY
i have a date tonight 😎

michaelclifford:
cool
gtg

michaelclifford left shut up luke

ashtonirwin named the group calum is a dumbass

lukehemmings:
calum you stupid piece of shit

calumhood:
what?? did i?? do????

lukehemmings:
you just broke michael's heart that's what

calumhood:
because i have a date??

ashtonirwin:
🤦🏼‍♂️
is it not obvious that michael is practically in love with you

calumhood:
what?

lukehemmings:
the man watches malum videos in his free time
and practically melts when he looks at you

calumhood:
i don't know what to say

lukehemmings:
well
cancel your date and go get your mans

calumhood:
i'm not even gay

ashtonirwin:
that's what they all say
do you like michael?

lukehemmings:
i mean sometimes

ashtonirwin:
NOT YOU

calumhood:
i love michael

lukehemmings:
then what are you waiting for !

calumhood:
shit you right

calumhood left calum is a dumbass

lukehemmings named the group malum for the win

ashtonirwin: this band is so gay smh

lukehemmings:
tru
so now that we're alone 😉🍆🍑

ashtonirwin:
we're getting a divorce

lukehemmings:
we're not married ??

ashtonirwin:
will you marry me? 💍

lukehemmings:
😲 yes !! a thousand times yes

ashtonirwin:
good
we're getting a divorce

lukehemmings:
why do you insist on making me cry

ashtonirwin:
😂

lukehemmings:
you broke my heart 💔💔

ashtonirwin:
damn that's tragic
goodnight

lukehemmings:
goodnight😔

ashtonirwin:
love you

lukehemmings:
love you too 🥰🥰