the last chapter was really stupid so i hope this even dumber one makes up for it. also, there is dialogue in this. its mediocre at best and certainly not my best work, but it gets the point across i guess. sorry for the wait. love you all.
comment? i appreciate it♥️
_________________lukehemmings:
hey my favorite band membercalumhood:
what's uplukehemmings:
not you stupidmichaelclifford:
well i know it's not meashtonirwin:
...hey?lukehemmings:
hey baby
i have another joke for you 🥰
why was six afraid of sevenashtonirwin:
sigh
because 7 8 9lukehemmings:
no
because seven is a registered six offender !!
get it ?!ashtonirwin:
what the fuck
that's not even funnylukehemmings:
can i eat your ass ?calumhood:
y'all needa seek helplukehemmings:
who the hell asked youmichaelclifford:
maybe i askedlukehemmings:
not this again 🙄michaelclifford:
...not what againlukehemmings:
ever since you and calculus started fucking you protect him like he's not a grown ass manmichaelclifford:
pls, give me a break
you were way worse with ash.
hell, you still act like thatlukehemmings:
do notashtonirwin:
do too
i can't take a piss in peace
im not -3 and ur not my mum🖐️calumhood:
damlukehemmings:
well then
fuck me for caringashtonirwin:
it's okay baby i still love youlukehemmings:
i feel like this could lead to a problem later in our relationship, us dismissing minor issues like this, but tbfh im too lazy to look into it.ashtonirwin:
what ever do you mean
our relationship is healthy and beautiful and perfect and everything i ever dreamed ofcalumhood:
queen of run on sentenceslukehemmings:
ashton💀
michael and calum, the two most lazy and unorganized people i have EVER met, have a healthier relationship than us
at least be aware of our beautiful messcalumhood:
nsnkdkfdm about thatmichaelclifford:
yea, me and calum are no longer in a relationship.ashtonirwin:
called it
luke you owe me 50 buckslukehemmings:
can i pay u in dick instead
or ass ur choicemichaelclifford:
i hate both of u so muchcalumhood:
you guys don't even wanna know why we broke up?lukehemmings:
you'll probably tell us anyway so why askashtonirwin:
i really don't care why you broke up, i have better things to worry about.
but go ahead and say you broke up because you both feared that a romantic relationship would ruin your friendship, therefore you both mutually decided remaining friends would be best
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DMS | lashton + malum
Fanfictionstupid conversations between the boys of 5sos ----- lashton + malum