DMS | lashton + malum

goddamn autocorrect

sorry this took so long, im the worst. hopefully even if it's all in good fun, the characters are starting to develop more. i really want this to be as realistic as it can get, which i know several aspects to this story are false, but hopefully they all seem like their true selves at least a little. i hope this is okay :')

btw, this is a continuation (sorta. like the next day or something) from the last chapter.

:')

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ashtonirwin to lukehemmings

ashtonirwin:
why aren't you answering my calls?

lukehemmings:
um i can explain

ashtonirwin:
then explain??

lukehemmings:
i like my ringtone 😔

ashtonirwin:
heavenly father take the wheel before i commit manslaughter

lukehemmings:
what ?! 😳 it's catchy...

ashtonirwin:
luke please. there is an important matter that needs to be discussed.

lukehemmings:
you're cute when you use big words 🥺😍

ashtonirwin:
you are about five seconds away from being single.

lukehemmings:
fine fine
what's the matter baby?

ashtonirwin:
it's michael and calum.

lukehemmings:
oh my god i thought you said it was important

ashtonirwin:
luke!
we need to get them back together asap.

lukehemmings:
what have they ever done for me?

ashtonirwin:
you are about to be without sex for so long you will be considered a virgin again.

lukehemmings:
im sorryyyy !
how do you suppose we get malum fucking again

ashtonirwin:
im not sure..
calum told me that his feelings for michael never left, and michael only agreed to call it off because he thought that's what cal wanted. so, maybe just talk to them? help them be aware of the truth?

lukehemmings:
sounds good.
lemme know how it goes

ashtonirwin:
no sir, you're helping.

lukehemmings:
please don't call me sir
i feel 60 now

ashtonirwin:
sorry
sir

lukehemmings:
😑

ashtonirwin:
anyways. you're talking to michael, he likes you better.

lukehemmings:
😂
you think michael clifford likes luke hemmings more than ashton irwin?

ashtonirwin:
what's with the full names🤨
but yeah i mean who doesn't like you more than me?