DMS | lashton + malum

im bored asf

michaelclifford named the group i'm bored

michaelclifford:
im bored asf
i need entertainment

lukehemmings:
go be bored somewhere else

michaelclifford:
stfu

calumhood:
guys
it's five-thirty in the morning
shut the hell up

michaelclifford:
sorry 🥺

lukehemmings:
haha simp

michaelclifford:
🖕🏻

calumhood:
well now that you bags of shit have woken me up
wanna hear a joke

lukehemmings:
is the joke michael

michaelclifford:
real funny hemmings i nearly pissed myself from laughter
and yes calum, i would love 2 hear ur joke🥰

calumhood:
what's harry potters favorite way of getting down a hill?

lukehemmings:
idfk

michaelclifford:
im stumped 🤷🏻‍♂️

calumhood:
walking
JK rolling 😂😂

lukehemmings:
hilarious calum you've really outdone yourself 😒

michaelclifford:
shut up lucas
i think it was actually funny babe

lukehemmings:
BABE

calumhood:
BABE

michaelclifford:
😳

lukehemmings:
FIRST YOU FUCKED AND NOW THIS
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED

calumhood:
boy i stg🤦🏽‍♂️

michaelclifford:
YOU TOLD HIM

ashtonirwin:
good morning everyone

michaelclifford:
SHUT UP
YOU TOLD HIM

lukehemmings:
BITCH

calumhood:
what's the big deal it's not like they weren't gonna find out

michaelclifford:
tru

calumhood:
sorry
next time we fuck i'll keep it to myself

michaelclifford:
next time👀

calumhood:
bitch don't act like you don't want seconds

ashtonirwin:
i said GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

calumhood:
hey

michaelclifford:
good morning?
u wake up at 6?
it's no wonder ur such a dick all the time

ashtonirwin:
bitch, you're just jealous because i have a healthy lifestyle