°•~Johnny depp imagines~•°

the teaparty~

imagine you're Alice's best friend and you arrive in wonderland after following her there. then you come across a teaparty where 8 strange men are sat.

you walk out of the curious woods
and find yourself in a small opening with a windmill and a long table. at the table there are 8 men drinking tea and laughing. you started to back away when one of them noticed you. He was wearing a tall tophat with a peacock feather on one side and a note that read "10/6" on it, there were pins sticking out of the hat and his hair that rested below was fiery red and was really frizzy and point up towards the sky. his face was white as if it had been painted that colour and he had colourful marks on his eyes and wore a blue jacket with a shirt that had puff sleeves and a red-brown vest and fingerless cotton gloves. he wore alot of lace aswell and 12 ribbons, and a thread bandolier with 25 bobbins on it.

He stood up and jumped onto the table then walked across it, unaware of the mess he was making, when he reached the end of the table he jumped down happily and said
"hello! you must be (y/n)! alice told me so much about you! it's a pleasure to meet you I'm tarrant but you can call me hatter! Well anyways, as you can see you're just in time for tea! come, come and join us!"
he grabbed your hand before you could protest and dragged you back across the table. he dropped you in the seat beside him and you felt yourself blushing. you looked around the table at all of the strange men that were curiously staring at you.

across from you was a man with a pale complexion like 'hatter' and he had black hair with a spiked fringe. he wore all black clothes that looked quite old. around his neck hung a necklace with a red jewel inside it.
Next to you sat a man wearing a maroon velvety knee-length coat with black clothes. his neck line had a colourful collar with a 'W' on it. he too wore a top hat but it wasn't quite as quirky as Hatter's. he seemed familiar.
across from him was a man with chin length blonde hair and black glasses. he wore a grey shirt that looked quite dirty and a bathrobe that had rips on the arms.
a man with black hair that had a silver stripe in it, his eyes were brown and sunken, he seemed dark and sad, his eyes had some very dark rings underneath them that made him look ill, he wore a grey brown vest and a long leather coat, he sat across from the man in the bathrobe.
at the other end of the table sat a man who had long brown dreadlocks falling from his head. he wore a red bandana on his head and on top of that he wore a leather pirate hat. he had tanned skin and a cross sat on his left cheekbone. his eyes too were brown, but they weren't as sad as the other man's eyes were, they were more alive. he had a puff sleeve shirt on and a blue vest on top of it. he had a red and white sash tied around his waist with a pistol resting in it. in his hand he had a small compass that he would occasionally open and stare at.
lastly there was a man wearing all black but he had brown hair that flowed quite simply in the wind. there was nothing special about his appearance but he looked nervous and kept glancing around him as if he were hearing something coming from behind him. curious.

They started to introduce themselves to you.
"Hi! I'm barnabas! I'm a vampire, but don't be scared because I mean you no harm" the man across from you said with a toothy grin that showed off his teeth. you gasped and shouted
"oh my god! vampires are real?! that's so cool!!"
he chuckled and then the man next to you held out a gloved hand to you and said,
"Hello (y/n) I'm willy wonka! I own the largest chocolate factory in the world."
your jaw dropped open and you said.
"WAIT YOUR MR WONKA?! THE MR WONKA? OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR CHOCOLATE!!"
"thank you!"
then the man across from him said
"hi. I'm mr sweeney todd of Fleet Street and I'm a barber. that's all you need to know."
"i love your hair!!"
then the man at the other end of the table, who was clearly drunk, said in a slurred voice
"aye, captain Jack sparrow, at your service" he said while bowing his head slightly.
you giggled and said
"wait, captain? are you a pirate?"
"mhm"
"wow!"
next was the man who kept glancing behind him at the woods, he looked over at you and waved
"ichabod crane"
"Hi!"
then the man in the bathrobe spoke up.
"I'm mort rainey, you might have heard of me im a writer."
"Oh my god I love your books!"
a man who you hadn't noticed before who was sat across from ichabod waved at you then quickly put his hand down and looked at the table.
"sorry" he mumbled.
"WAIT ARE THOSE YOUR HANDS? THATS SO COOL!!!"
he smiled shyly and nodded in thanks.

hours passed and you guys all laughed and drank tea and told jokes. eventually it was time for everyone to leave,
"where will (y/n) go?" willy asked.
"oh.. i ran away from home and i dont want to go back. I ran away from my now ex husband. he wasn't very nice. I have no means to go back there." you said sternly.

they all glanced at each other then sweeney said.
"so where are you going to stay?"
you looked down then said
"I didn't actually think about that.."
"you can stay with me!" hatter said cheerfully!
"wouldn't that be a bit of a bad influence though tarrant?"
tarrant glared daggers at sweeney then said
"Well you couldn't do much better. your daughter was stolen from you. twice."
sweeney grabbed at one of the razors in his pocket and started making his way towards hatter, brandishing his weapon. barnabas quickly intervened and said
"calm down my friends, im sure we can work something out. why doesn't (y/n) stay with me one day, then ichabod the next, then Edward, then sweeney, then hatter, then willy, then Jack, then mort, then whoever she gets along with best, she can stay with. agreed? "
sweeney stopped struggling and mumbled in agreement. the others all nodded.
jack shouted
" Aye! "
and you nodded.

to be completely honest you couldn't wait for the day you would spend with edward...

a/n

hello humans!
I'm not very good with describing characters so I hope this story is good! I got a bit confused at some points so It might not be the best I've done so far or will do in the future. if you enjoyed and want me to write a 2nd part then let me know in the comments!

fairfarren all!
I will go and write some more fanfics now 💖

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