Cote random one shots?

The Weeb

me: Ehh? where am I 

???: Hello there child I'll make this short you died but you can choose a place to be reborn in and you will have super abilities or whatever you want

me: Really? well that's nic- wait now hold the fuck up what about the project I stayed all night working on?

???: Welll you died at the end for not sleeping for the past few days 

me: I can't believe this well screw it what place can I choose?

???: well anything even a manga or TV show

me: manga eh? okay I choose 'Classroom of The Elite' 

???: Well that's interesting ohh and you will need to choose a new name, appearance, abilities and a gift 

me: before that I want to ask can I do whatever I want?

???: Yes?

me: hahah alright I already have an idea for the looks while for the abilities well everything and anything 

(For his appearance imagine Haise/Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul Re season 1 but with red eyes)

???: Eh? what did you say?

me: You heard me now as for the gift well the power of Bullshit and Luck 

???: What's that?

me: If I want something the power of BS will help me no matter what 

???: Now that's just ohh well fine as for your name? 

me: *grinning* Vampir Kurotomo (nicknames: V, Vlad, Kuro)

???: Are you sure? 

V: Yes do it 

???: Why do I even try? *snaps fingers* 

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V POV 

I was siting in the bus that was going to my new school 

To my left was Ayanokouji Kiyotaka the protagonist of this world, there's also Koenji Kushida and Horikita but I don't care right now since I'm going to do something crazy soon enough after all I have the power of BS *V was looking outside the windows while grinning*

Kushida: Um? excuse me but I think you should give up your seat to this nice lady

Perfectly the moment she asks for one of us for a seat I'm gonna start my fun

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Kushida: Excuse me is anyone willing to give up their seat for this nice lady? 

Well time to do my move 

V: Well aren't you rude huh? *says in a loud voice so everyone can hear*

Kushida: Eh? ar- are you talking with me? 

V: Yes who else *gets up from the seat*  anyway granny you can have my seat  since I have something to talk about to this double faced girl *Kushida felt a shiver down her spine while Koenji started to laugh as for the other well Kiyo was the same but other couldn't believe what they heard even Horikita stopped reading her book*

Kushida: Eh? ex- excuse me bu- but do I know?

V: Who knows *comes closer and starts to whisper*

V: I'll make it short you're Kushida the girl that destroyed her class with the spreading of secrets right?

Kushida couldn't hide the horror and started to tremble*