so yeah...previously on the compassionate adventures of peashooter and sunfla--blahblahblah...
listen I really don't wanna do this anime recap thing.
that was only meant to be some random joke, not a tradition.
WHATEVER, LET'S JUST START
peashooter: today's the day.
I FINALLY TELL SUNFLOWER I LIKE HER!!!
agent pea: really?
that's what you've said for the past...I dunno...2 weeks...?
peashooter: I literally brung her back from the dead. I feel like it's the least I could do...
agent pea: brother, you literally give me this exact same lecture every DAY.
did that dumb scientist HAVE to kill her?? otherwise I wouldn't endure this frickin' pain.
peashooter: WELL I'M DOING IT!!! I'M GONNA GO TO CACTUS AND TELL HIM WHAT I'LL TELL HER!!! *leaves the house*
agent pea: well he didn't say THAT before.
with sunflower...
sunflower: fire flower, can you please help?
fire flower: yes, with what?
sunflower: you know my...second crush cuz citron is a dirtbag?
shadow flower: yes, you've only told us about him like, a gazillion times.
sunflower: well...I need to tell him I like him.
here's why I chose today;
*whispers*
fire flower: sis, you gave that reason before, and didn't do it that day.
sunflower: yes, but today's the day that all changes!
I am gonna meet up with him at fire peashooter's party!
sun pharaoh: what are you girls talking about?
shadow flower: gamer secret.
sorry.
sun pharaoh: oh, it's fine.
i've had secrets as a kid too
with peashooter...
cactus: you WILL?
so you're LEGIT sure you're gonna tell sunflower you like her?
but she has a second crush!
peashooter: I know, I know, it's just that I can't keep it inside any longer.
cactus: let's count all the plants that aren't too old for her or whatever, besides me, cuz I've tried her once, and we eventually gave up on each other as partners.
chomper.
fire peashooter.
kernel corn.
berry shooter.
toxic pea.
plasma pea.
zen cactus.
chester chomper.
armor chomper.
that's all I can think of..
so adding you, that's 10 canidates, so it's a 1 in 10 chance she likes you back, buddy.
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The Weird Adventures of Peashooter and Sunflower
FanfictionPeashooter and Sunflower have been friends forever, and as far as normal lives go, they've had quite the adventure recently...
