fun fact! the title was based off of luigifan00001's pvz plush and one of his episodes are called "four bosses at the gallop!"
he's pretty kewl with plush vids, and he does more than pvz
https://www.youtube.com/user/luigifan00001
check out his channel if u want
anyways, welcome to another episode of...
AHHHHHHH!!!
*insert waopighian here*
hover goat 3000: #%#you guys CANNOT WIN! by minions will kick y'all in the SHINS!#%#
zomboss: I have to admit, the rhyming IS a bit much.
no matter.
GET THEM BY BOSSES!!!
sunflower: not THIS again!
chomper: and we HAD to take apart the mystery portal.
citrus cactus: don't SAY that! even when it's NOT apart, it would NEVER be a good idea to go in there!
peashooter: now we're all gonna DIE!
sunflower: not if we run!
peashooter: this is probably a bad time to tell you this, but citron kept saying him and you were dating, it's quite obvious you're NOT.
sunflower: *blushes but in the angry kind of way* I SHOULD HAVE CLOSED HIS PORTAL BACK IN THE YETI CHOMPER CRISIS!!!
and so...peashooter, sunflower, citrus cactus, and vampire flower hid in dave bot 3000.1's bunker...
water fish: you guys CAN'T go out there! you'll be CRUSHED!
sunflower: but we HAVE to!
water fish: it's too dangerous, you'll only get KILLED!
sunflower: but won't the bosses be here to help??
water fish: yes, but there's still hover goat 3000! YOU CAN'T WIN!!!
vampire flower: listen up, there's still hope here!
you see, there's this extra powerful boss plant called the royal hypno flower. she's been defeated long ago, in order to resummon her, you need to go to a magical fountain, and use a black magic powered hose, and spray the hose all over the fountain. and BOOM, the rightful queen has returned.
that was ALSO a luigifan00001 reference!
I just thought his way of bringing back RHF would be good.
sunflower: well WHERE do we FIND the black magic hose??
vampire flower: only plant gods are allowed in the area it is...
aka legendaries...do you guys KNOW any?
sunflower: OMG OMG OMG OMG YESSSSS!!! I DO!!!
THE PLANT PARTYERS! DISCO CHOMPER! PARTY ROSE! PARTY CORN! IRON CITRON!!! THE WHOLE BANDDDDD!!!!!!
peashooter: now's not the time to fangirl! anybody know secret way out?
water fish: well the window blocks the power pit, which is where our (really expensive) power is powered!
SAY THAT 5 TIMES FAST!!!
vampire flower: well we NEED to jump in!
dave bot 3000.1: no
I have a teleport feature, but it'll only take 3 outta four, and I don't want my 99 year old pizza to get hurt!
citrus cactus: i'm gonna stay there. peashooter, you'll be a good aid for combat, sunflower, you know the most about the plant partyers, and vampire flower, you'll know about all this stuff.
meanwhile, I've been in the great white north for 20 years.
dave bot 3000.1: good luck plants, and pedro, you are NOT going.
water fish: who's pedro? we're the only ones here!
dave bot 3000.1: *warps them*
in the park, aka the stage area...
sunflower: huh? where are they?
peashooter: maybe they're not performing tonight.
sunflower: no, they perform every Thursday, they should be here.
iron citron: HEY! INTRUDER!
sunflower: NONONO! WE'RE FANS!
iron citron: don't care. get out of here.
peashooter: but you don't GET IT--
iron citron: I don't NEED to get it.
vampire flower: *literally lifts him in the air* LISTEN HERE FOR 1 MINUTE YOU STUBBORN LITTLE TOE STUBBER.
there is an artifact, and only legendary plants can successfully OBTAIN it, so we NEED you to get it for us!
also cuz we need a full team!
full team = 4 members
iron citron: O_O
o-okay...
at the artifact...
vampire flower: there's the artifact, guys.
iron citron, IF YOU WOULD, *AHEM* NOWWWW??!!!
iron citron: uh got it *unlocks it*
vampire flower: amazing. now see that fountain??
spray it in there.
iron citron: well THAT seems like the waste of a good hose.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT VANDALS?!?
sunflower: I GO TO YOUR CONCERTS ALL. THE. TIMEE!!! IF I WAS A VANDAL, I WOULDN'T BE THERE!!!
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghggghghghhghhhhgggggggggghhhh*
*whispers; I yelled at iron citron...*
iron citron: fine. but after this, i'm LEAVING.
*sprays*
sorry this one was short, I just needed to release this FAST.
I was gonna work on these stories, but I never actually got around to it..
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