The Weird Adventures of Peashooter and Sunflower

episode 1: a pilot episode :/

peashooter: *is playing minecraft hardcore with a hotbar of diamonds, 60 levels of xp, but a creeper blows him up* AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHEPIINEWOINGOIGNEPOWEM{PNPOL:WENAMOL:NWALNPAIN)IPW!!!!

agent pea: if you can't play nice, don't play at all.

peashooter: y-you don't get it! i had SO MUCH DIAMONDS, level 60 and THEN--

agent pea: go outside

peashooter: B-BUT--

agent pea: i don't wanna hear it. go outside, i said.

peashooter: YES BROTHER.

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and so...

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citron: is something wrong, peashooter?

peashooter: *mumbles*

citron: sorry, what?

peashooter: I SAID MY BROTHER IS MAKING ME GO OUTSIDE, OKA---                                                            *suddenly stops screaming at his friend*

citron: what is it? it's just sunflower playing soccer with chomper.

peashooter: ummmmmmm...i gotta go! bye!

citron: uhhhhhh...goodbye i guess...

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and so...

(count how many times i typed that; TWO)

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peashooter: c-cactus...?

cactus: yea?

peashooter: *thinks; i gotta make this count...*                                                                                                       um...y-you're my best friend, right? sooo...you would do anything for me.

cactus: um...yes. what do you need me to do?

peashooter: i-i need you to find out if sunflower likes me. earlier today when my brother made me go outside, i saw sunflower simply PLAYING SOCCER and i RAN!

cactus: well it's settled i guess

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and so..

(THREE)

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peashooter: so what did you find out??

cactus: you see, sunflower has a crush on TWO PLANTS! one is citron.

peashooter: uh huh, and who's the other?

cactus: welllllllllll...uhhhhhhh...a-about that...

peashooter: hm?

cactus: my artichoke drone sorta ran outta power before she said the other!

peashooter: AW COME ON! THAT COULD BE ANYONE!

citron: yep, and not you!

peashooter: oh! h-hey citron!

how...*koff* how long were you standing there?

citron: long enough that i figured it out!                                                                                                                     you're crushing on sunflower! but just THINK, dummy!