The Weird Adventures of Peashooter and Sunflower

episode 9: yeti.

citrus cactus: so there he is...

THE YETI KING!

peashooter: and to think, I didn't give a darn dang about this in social studies. we never thought he was REAL, but now he IS! And I wish I was paying attention in that class, because it would have been VERY USEFUL, because--

citrus cactus: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GOOD TIME TO RANT??!!

peashooter: sorry.

yeti king: *summons an icicle blizzard that's probably not even in the frickin game*

sunflower: NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!!!

citrus cactus: WE NEED TO GET AWAY, NOW!!

chomper: guys! I got hit! g-go on without me!

peashooter: chomper! we CAN'T! y-you're our best friend!

citrus cactus: *stuffs peashooter and sunflower in a jeep he found* this belonged to the ice tribe! GO! GO! *drives*

and so...citrus cactus drove away, but had to leave chomper behind...nobody knows what he'll be facing with the yeti king...

peashooter: ya know, I would've loved if we were at the backyard battleground right about now.

sunflower: yep. but it looks like the blizzard stopped, sooo...that's a..good sign, right??

citrus cactus: NO! it's NOT a good sign! It means the yeti king is busy doing something ELSE!

and since he has your friend, my guess is freezing TORTURE.

peashooter: WHAT?!?

sunflower: *sets up communication stand* well we might as well take advantage of this and contact L.E.A.F!

peashooter: now THAT'S what i'm TALKIN about!

sunflower: we NEED to tell them where we are!

at suburbia...the other plants were really worried about them...

(i'll be transitioning without narrating cuz idk)

sun pharaoh: *sniff* where'd she GO?

agent pea: ice cactus, how do I stay tough in times like these??

ice cactus: you don't need to be tough to be with me, agent pea.

dave bot 3000.1: what will we do?

oh? A TRANSMISSION!

are u there? are u there? are u there? are u there? are u there?

great.

white.

north.

sunflower: we're here, dave bot 3000.1.

dave bot 3000.1 on the other side: plants have been WORRIED about you three!

peashooter: actually, TWO. Chomper was captured by the yeti king.

dave bot 3000.1 on the other side:  yeti king? NO WAY! We have proven that it does not exist! and that non espresso coffee makes me puke! and I am a robot so idk how that is even POSSIBLE!

sunflower: it IS true! we were EYEWITNESSES!

the reason we cut out was because there was a blizzard!

we're in the great white north right now.

dave bot 3000.1 on the other side: great white HOO HAH??