𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝓇𝑜𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓂 𝐼𝓈• Max x Male!Reader

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Michelle  by: Sir Chloe
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"You Know Just How To Be Cruel When You Shake Your Hips That Way. I Don't Care What You Say...
Michelle, Michelle, You Are A Monster From Hell."

(Y/N) POV

After breakfast, David gathered up all the campers and took us to the main camp activities area.

"Since today we are doing cooking camp, I will be putting you all into groups of two!" The tall red head exclaimed as he smiled down at everyone. "Fuuuuuck that." I groan out as I kick a rock at David, which completely misses. "Man-" "Now, now, (Y/N)! Isn't cooking camp what you signed up for?" He asked while stepping over to me with a bright attitude.

"Yeah, something like that." I roll my eyes at him and push his away since he was basically breathing down my spine.

David looked at everyone and quickly told everyone to find a partner.

Of course I stuck with Max. No hate to Nikki and Neil, but they would 100% fuck everything up. Nikki with eating all the ingredients and Neil with trying to be overly cautions trying not to burn anything.

"Alright, now that you all have your partners, you will have to learn how to scavenge for your food and prepare a- somewhat- edible dish to eat!" He exclaimed. "This is gonna end horrible." I said to Max as he nodded in agreement.

"This will also count as your dinner, so good luck. And don't get killed... We can't afford to do all that paperwork..." Gwen said as she shivered and walked off to her cabin.

Max and I started our walk into the forest in silence. "Your the one who's going to get the food. I'll cook it since I know how dramatic you can be with the smell." Max mumbled as he glanced over at me. "How the fuck am I going to get food?! I'm not going to strangle a poor little creature for our selfish needs." I huffed as I crossed my arms.

"Well grow up then. We don't really have any other option." Max said annoyed as we continued to walk deeper into the forest.

"Shit, I remember this place." He said as he looked around suspiciously. "This is the place QM took me a long time ago to find a new camp mascot but ended up vomiting genocide at a crap ton of squirrels. I don't think they ever got their revenge." Chucking lowly at Max's small story, I place my hand on his shoulder.

"At least you didn't get killed by those squirrels." The teal eyed boy nodded as he stopped and looked around.

"I think this is where we should stop and start a small fire. The sun sets in like... I don't fucking know... Maybe 10 hours from now? We have plenty of time to get food and shit." He said as he gathered a few pieces of wood and stacked them in a pile.

"While you do all that crap, I'm going to go look for any animals and figure out how the fuck I'm going to assassinate them." Max laughed at my words and waved me off. "Don't die prick!" He yelled off.

"I won't. Not yet at least." I whispered the last part to myself as I walked off.

The forest was pretty humid and dark, almost like it was out of a evil fairy tale... I heard a stick snap behind me and I snapped my head towards it and saw a little bunny.

"Fuck no. I'm not killing you." I said at the rabbit on the floor who looked up at me with pure black eyes. Creepy.

Rolling my (E/C) eyes, I continued to walk around until I spotted a deer. How the hell does a deer even manage to live in a dark forest like this?!

The deer looked at me helplessly as it made its way over to me and let me pet it's head. "Awww, for once an animal actually likes me. That's fucking awesome." I whispered trying not to scare the little deer.

All was well until I heard stomping and saw a full grown moose running towards me. "OH HELL NO-" I shouted as I made a break for it.

DON'T MOOSES ONLY APPEAR IN CANADA!?! THIS ISN'T CANADA!

Using all my upper body strength, I climb a tree and held on for dear life. Hoping the moose would just leave me alone. "Max is going to kill me." I sigh as I think about Max getting pissed off for getting chased by a moose.

What if I kill the moose?

HUH!?!

Yeah... No way in hell. That'll be impossible! Though... It might be worth a shot.

I looked down and saw the moose walking around the tree, guarding it so that it would be hard for me to get down. What a sneaky little bastard.

Not even thinking twice, I hopped down and ran away from the moose. It took a few second for the moose to see me run off, but after that it was full on sprinting at me.

I grabbed a giant rock and threw it at its face, making it flinch and let out a loud huff. Not giving up yet, I grabbed a bigger rock and ran straight towards the moose and-

~I'm going to skip the cruelty part... I'm highly uncomfortable writing about killing an animal~

I started dragging the moose back to Max and thought about what I just did. The moose is currently "unconscious"- I mean not really, but I'm not going to admit to myself what I just did.

All I can say was that the moose fought back for a bit and ended up kinda cutting me with its giant antlers, though they weren't sharp, it still hurt like a bitch.

I'm never going to go hunting for food ever again. Max better be proud or I'm cooking his ass instead.