Devildice In "Family Of Dysfunction!"

Fourth part of a bad first day

Devil: I know good and damn well this honeybun built bitch ain't forget about us...

Amara: Hey that's not nice... don't do that to honeybuns

Dice: I mean it sure fucking seems like she's forgotten

Mugman: not only that, the titles of some of the chapters don't match up with the previous ones...

Cuphead: what? Why does that matter?

Mugman: well she named one chapter "The start of a bad first day" and the following character "The second part of a bad first day" and then the chapter after that-

Willow: she abandoned you guys too?

A young woman with milk chocolate skin, black coily hair, and wearing a butler's uniform said as she filed her claws.

Devil: who the fuck are you?..

Willow: Willow Q Dagenheart-Michaelis. I'm one of the main characters she made for a Black Butler fanfiction that she started in 2013.

Cuphead: Oh about 7 years? That's not too bad

Willow: she only wrote one page. And that's just character introductions!!

Me: I get it ok I fucked up...look guys I'm sorry ok?... I know that I let you all down. I just can't seem to focus and I lose inspiration or will to do anything... But I'm going to push myself to try to complete these stories...

Willow: wait, you mean-

Me: yes Willow. Your story will be written on as well. You've waited long enough as it is. And to my readers. I'm sorry that I failed you guys no words can describe how sorry I am... But thanks for being there for me. As of now, I'll try to stay on schedule...or at least tell you guys when I need a break. Thanks, guys ily💞

Dice's pov.

After Amara, Mike, and I finished with our special "guest", I rinsed my hands of blood. I'm not sure why but I felt a strange sense of familiarity with 6 of the robbers... in the oddest thing, 2 of them disintegrated after 15 minutes. Maybe they were formless beings. A "Formless Being" or "Idle" is an entity that does not have a physical body to house itself. They can maintain one just fine but only for a few hours. They only appear if someone is going through a tremendous loss or grief and they are harmless.

"That wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be... I wanted more screaming, more...life begging. Fuck we didn't even find out why they were here..." 

Amara said with a frown as she held one of the now skinned and severed skulls of the robbers and polished its forehead with the sleeve of her coat. Granted, she did have a point. We couldn't even get information out of them before they died. Though the blame for that is partially on us. We should have tested their limits first. Putting the remains of the discarded bodies in the incinerator, I sighed and looked at the now clean room.

"Heh... I was so angry that I didn't even go to tactics..."

"It's ok Dice. We all went a little overboard"

Mike said as he flicked some dust off of his shoulder. He was used to this part of his job. A lot of people with unworthy souls didn't like to pay...

Devil's pov

Fuck, this was a slow day. Nothing exciting happened...well I did get to kick out an 18-year-old. Yay...

Me: hey...you like smut??? really??? we guess what?... I might not be able to help you...something traumatizing happened to me so now I'm kinda uncomfortable with sex but I'm still ok to flirt. sorry guys.