The Second Part Of A Bad First Day.

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3rd person POV.

After the self announcement of the 8 robbers from the main one, a dramatic and loud scream was made from one woman who was already off her ass drunk despite it being 10 in the morning. Of course that was frustrating to the robbers.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH BEFORE I PUT A FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HEAD!!!"

He screamed as he rattled his gun at the woman in fury. Cuphead was down and ready to fuck shit up but King Dice had shot him a look that changed his mind. Mugman on the other hand was the more cautious one and hid behind the man in the bishops vestment, who placed a clawed hand on the back of the boys head and gave it a comforting rub while taking a sip of his scotch. The main robber approached King Dice with a sick, gut wrenching smile as the scent of fermenting alcohol, weed, and tobacco wafted off of him like the scent of a dirty pussy would on a hooker. Able to hide his expression to the repugnant stench of the leader to the band of dumbasses, King Dice looked at the man with a calm smile.

"Welcome to The Devil's Casino, I'm the Manager, King-"

"I know what the fuck this place is. And I also know what you're going to do. You're going to give me and my family here every penny this dump has"

"And why on this dying rock would I do such a thing?"

The dice headded man asked as he rested the side of his head into his palm. He held a calm expression on his face as the rest of the casino staff stood alert. And where was the owner of this fine establishment, you may ask? He was asleep in his office. Himself accidentally falling asleep while he was counting the profits from yesterday… But besides that, The leader of the 8 idiots was oddly calm, reasoning why?

"Because, this whole fucking place got taken out by two kids. It only showed how weak you all are. So surrender now and no one gets hurt."

"....."

And then it was dead quiet...it was so quiet you could hear the rats fucking in the attic. Luckily they weren't. All around the room, everyone watched the object head for his reaction- well, everyone except for Amara who had her head down and her lips folded inwards trying to keep the avalanche of laughter inside of her body, that threatend to break free at any second, Wheezy and Mike awaiting orders from their manager, Mugman looking at the scene with wide eyes, not believing just how ballsy this man was and Cuphead? Much like Amara, he was fighting the urge to yell "GOT EM'!!!" At the top of his lungs. Taking a calm deep breath, Dice collected himself and tackled the man to the floor and proceeded to punch his face into the blood red carpet.

"Boss!!!"

The other 7 idiots exclaimed as they watched their beloved brother in arms get nerfed. They were about to help their boss and brother, but- well they was held firmly in place by his pink chains of cards, leaving them no choice but to watch as their boss gets beaten into a pulp. The man stopped screaming long ago now he just made pained grunts and groans. 

"Dice, you got him… h-he's no longer moving… his face is unrecognizable…."

Mike said as he put a hand on Dice's shoulder as he calmed down. Standing up with his suit now covered in blood, Dice grumbled and looked to the 7 others who were crying their eyes out in sorrow. "I knew this was a bad idea." One of them mourned as they stared at the unmoving body of their leader. Narrowing his eyes, Dice sighed and massaged his temples.

"Mike, Amara, clean that up and take the others to the basement. We'll deal with them later. Wheezy, take over for me."

He said as he walked off to the living quarters. Doing as they were instructed, Mike and Amara made quick work of taking the other 7 down to the basment- which was revealed to be a huge torture chamber. Nice. Wheezy also had an easy task of calming everyone down and keeping everything else going since things like this happen a lot… In the basement, Mike and Amara fineshed chaining the attempted robbers to the wall.

"Pretty eventful for your first day, huh?"

"Hell yeah… and its only 10:30 AM….to be honest, I could get used to this."

"Heh… I only wish that the next time, the robbers actually have bullets in their guns..."

Mike said as King Dice entered, now wearing a new clean suit and holding 3 executioner robes. Back on Ink-Well Isle One, everyone's favorite kettle was getting ready to spend some of his new found wealth...at the Devil's Casino.





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