Devildice In "Family Of Dysfunction!"

Two Underaged Kids!

Question 1.

bluebird8899 asks; Elder Kettle, do you regret what you did to Cuphead and Mugman?

I looked at the question and tilted my head in thought. Since I have them up, I didn't have a single regret. Sure, I no longer had anyone to clean up the house, but I had maids now. So no big deal. Plus now I don't have to worry about them getting into shit, that they have no business getting into. And now, I can have ALL the bed rattling, room shaking, pussy gaping, dick engulfing, orgasm spamming sex I want! And good god, Rumor has a nice ass… Now I see, why her name is Honeybottoms~. So no. I don't regret a single fucking thing….exept not taking a life insurance policy on them two first…

Question 2.

@Devildice_iz_life asks; Hey, Dicey, would you adopt the cup bros if you could?

This question was kinda heavy… I had no clue how to answer it- I haven't even thought about it… though I guess, it had to come around eventually. Sighing, I looked to the side and then to the clock.

"Well, I guess… I had a terrible childhood, my parents abused me mentally and physically to the point where everyday when I woke up, I had a new scar, cut, bruise or something that reminded me of the beating from the night before that I received from my parents. The ones who were supposed to protect me from harm, but they ended up to be the ones to cause me harm. Cuphead and Mugman had already been through enough and I or somebody needs to step in before they fall down the wrong path. They need someone in their lives to show them that they are still loved… so hell fuckin' yeah I would. And I am!"

Question 3.

@Devildice_iz_life asks; Devy, do you think the bros and Amara are going to do a good job working at the casino?

I sighed and scratched the back of my head, kinda not sure how to answer this question...well the first part…

"The porcelain pricks? Meh… their only kids, so I'm not sure. Since their so young, there is room for error. But not alot. The bipolar bat?"

I then flashed a toothy grin and looked to the side.

"Oh she'll be juuuuuust fine~."

Question 4.

@Devildice_iz_life asks; Question for the pretty bat: Amara, what is your opinion on everyone that works at the casino, including Dev, Dice and the adorable Cup bros? 

"What? Someone thinks I'm pretty!? Oh thank you ominous sexy voice in my head! But as for the answer to your question...well I can't really answer it fully. I mean, Pirouletta is cool… she was the only one who I really talked to since I've been here… but Dev and my Papa go waaaaay back. My dad's one of his lawyers. Though he didn't recognize me till he saw my signature on the contract I signed. So my opinion on him is….the guy needs to try some kind of conditioner for all that hair… Dice? Oh that's easy. This place would fall apart if it wasn't for him. Hell half the fandom would fall apart and you all know it! And the cup kids?" 

I look over at the two sitting at an empty table, looking over one of Devil's spell books in their normal child like curiosity.

"They must be protected at all costs. From punk ass Kettles, broke ass Gumball machines, weak ass Spiders and whatever else tries to fuck with em."

Question 5.

@Sakura_Rosiie asks; Question for the lovely Devil; Do the casino staff or anyone at the casino get particularly annoying?