Jeongin - Hello!
Chan - Hi Innie!
Minho - Hey!
Felix - Hey Felix!
Chan - Felix, are you talking to yourself again?
Felix - No-
Jeongin - Can I tell you guys something really personal?
Chan - Sure.
Minho - Ok.
Changbin - Should I leave?
Jeongin - No, you can stay.
Changbin - Ahh ok.
Jeongin - In fact, can I bring everyone here?
Chan - Sure. GUYS! COME DOWN! JEONGIN WANTS TO TELL US SOMETHING!
Hyunjin - *comes down* Hey guys!
Jisung - Hello!
Seungmin - You called? *sits on the couch*
Chan - Ok. We're all here.
Jeongin - Ok guys! Thank you for coming!
Jisung - No problem.
Seungmin - It's okay.
Minho - We're here to listen to you.
Jeongin - Anyways... so...
Felix - Take your time.
Jeongin - This is a very personal one, because it involves... me.
Seungmin - That's ok.
Jeongin - I had been thinking about this... for a while. Now I have come to terms with myself, I shall now share this with you.
Chan - Yea?
Jeongin - Guys... What I'm trying to say is that... I'm gay. *starts crying*
Minho - Aww no! *hugs jeongin* don't cry...
Chan - It's ok, sweetie. I accept you. We all accept you.
Jeongin - It took me longer to find out as I wasn't allowed to date anyone for years...
Chan - Well it's ok, Innie. You can date now.
Jeongin - You know Beomgyu?
Chan - Yes?
Jeongin - He took my virginity.
Chan - Oh... that's so cool?!
Jeongin - Yeah... we kissed many times before. We had to sneakily do it. That's why Kai is always alone.
Felix - Did you bring Kai just to make it seem like you guys are having a playdate?
Jeongin - Yeah... soon Kai got used to it and he stayed in the same room.
Chan - I didn't know you had a boyfriend... what is he like?
Jeongin - At first, it was a hookup kind of thing. Then we became kinda friends with benefits. Once we got interested into each other, we decided to date. Now we're official.
Chan - Aww... I'm so sorry I didn't allow you to date anyone during your teen years.
Jeongin - You better be. One time, I was sleeping with Beomgyu and when you found out you took my phone away.
Chan - Look... it's ok. *hugs jeongin* I won't do that again. It's alright to sleep with him. I won't take your phone.
Minho - You're a big boy now so we will not treat you like a baby anymore.
Felix - Jeongin, Chan is sorry that he didn't give you a chance to explore your sex life during your teenagerhood. But look, at least you're not there anymore. Chan wants to start treating you like a big boy so you must understand that he understood what he did wrong parenting you during your life.
Jeongin - First my gender, NOW MY SEX LIFE? WHAT ELSE IS HE GOING TO MESS UP?
Chan - I didn't mess up your sex.
Jeongin - Well why didn't you tell me about my genitals?
Chan - I didn't lie about your genitals-
Jeongin - ALL MY LIFE I BELIEVED THAT I HAD A PENIS.
Chan - Innie... you do.
Jeongin - NO I DON'T! *cries*
Jisung - Aww, it's ok...
*door knock*
Chan - I'll get it. *opens the door*
Beomgyu - Hello.
Huening Kai - Hi!
Chan - We're a little bit busy so can you leave?
Beomgyu - Do you know where's Jeongin?
Chan - I'll bring him out.
Beomgyu - But Chan-
Chan - *closes the door*
Jeongin - Who was that?
Chan - Oh it's just the Jehovah Witnesses. Nothing to see here.
Jeongin - But I thought I heard Beomgyu's voice...
Chan - *speaks in his head* oh fuck... *speaks* Trust me, it's not him.
Jeongin - Uh... ok. *goes to the kitchen and makes a sandwich*
Seungmin - Hey Jeongin!
Jeongin - Hey Seungmin- *cuts his finger with a knife, screams* AHHHHHHHHH! CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Seungmin - AHHHHHHHH! IS THE SANDWICH OK?
Jeongin - *punches seungmin* WTF?
Seungmin - *kisses the sandwich* SANDWICH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jisung - Seungmin... why are you crying over a sandwich?
Seungmin - JEONGIN SPRAYED BLOOD ALL OVER HIM!
Jeongin - N-No! I didn't mean to!
Jisung - Ew.
Seungmin - I know right?
Felix - What is going on here?
Beomgyu (from the window) - Hey Jeongin? Can you open the door?
Jeongin - Ok. *opens the door*
Huening Kai - I'm so tired... why was Chan acting weird?
Beomgyu - Maybe he was doing drugs?
Hyunjin - He doesn't do drugs. He's Australian.
Felix - WHAT DOES AUSTRALIANS HAVE TO DO WITH DOING DRUGS?
Hyunjin - He's annoying.
Felix - *slaps hyunjin on the face* BITCH!
Jeongin - *laughs*
Beomgyu - So... let's go upstairs, shall we?
Jisung - I'll stay downstairs and look after Seungmin.
Seungmin - My babie sandwich nooooooooooo
Hyunjin - Ow...
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