chan - where did i all go wrong...
jeongin - *looks at a girl*
jihyo - ew jeongin, look at someone your own age-
jeongin - *sobs*
felix - YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELING YOU-
jisung - *smacks felix with a guitar* SHUT UP YOU BITCH-
winter - i'm breaking up with you! *splashes water at hyunjin, then leaves*
hyunjin - *sobs to himself*
minho - noooo why must you-
jisung - no- don't look-
minho - *gasps* you... KILLED HIM!
jisung - n-n-n-n-n-n-n-
taemin - HE'S GOING TO SAY THE N-
jisung - *smacks taemin*
taemin - smack me harder-
jisung - *puts taemin on a slingshot and slings him away*
minho - um-
jisung - anywho, felix is not dead.
minho - *runs away*
changbin - um... hyunjin, you're hot-
hyunjin - no. *leaves*
changbin - *sobs*
seungmin - *walks in* what is going on here...
chan - i don't know, but i'm glad you're normal.
seungmin - what is normal?
chan - opposite of what they are.
seungmin - but aren't we stray kids?
chan - u-uh-
seungmin - so...?
chan - fuck.
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chan - alright boys, sit down.
everyone - *sits down*
chan - anywho, who wants a spicy dog?
felix - i don't like spicy food.
jisung - i don't like dogs.
minho - easy for you to say. *kisses his cats*
chan - i meant a latina dog.
seungmin - what does that got to do with anything?
chan - nothing.
seungmin - but-
jeongin - hyung, when can i go to see my girlfriend?
chan - girlfriend?
jeongin - you know... my girlfriend!
chan - who is your girlfriend, jeongin?
jeongin - her name is monica. she's the most prettiest girl in the world...
felix - more like... mid- anywho, i'm listening to ice spice now!
jeongin - i don't care what you think- anywho-
*door knock*
jeongin - that must be her! *opens the door*
delivery man - um hi- christopher banging the chan?
jeongin - oh yes! *signs the paper*
delivery man - *gives the parcel* here you go! bye! *leaves*
monica - *walks in* hi oppa!
jeongin - hey babe.
monica - *hugs jeongin, kisses him* awww- it has been so long since we had been together!
jeongin - it has only been a week-
monica - where are we going?
jeongin - well where do you want to go?
monica - can we get bobas? i got the perfect outfit for it!
jeongin - oh... s-sure... i'll get some bobas with you. sure you don't want to suck on my bobas first?
monica - o-oh- *blushes*
chan - that's my boy...
minho - he's exactly like you.
chan - um-
hyunjin - guys, who's burning the oven?
felix - AAAAAAA- MY BROWNIES- *runs to open the oven* it's ruined noooooooooo-
jisung - nooo! you forgot to take them out! i took them out for you, but forgotten to turn off the oven.
changbin - well that's dumb.
jisung - *smacks changbin*
changbin - *looks at his jiggling ass* kinky.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
