felix - you thought i was feeling you?
jisung - stop singing that stupid song, felix.
felix - it's not stupid, it's ice spice!
jisung - more like ice shite. now help me find a cute top that goes with my pants.
jeongin - AGI ON TOP-
felix and jisung - SHUT UP JEONGIN!
jeongin - b-but you used to love that s-song-
felix - well that wasn't until i was introduced to ice spice. i mean, look at her. CAN'T YOU BELIEVE SHE WAS SO CLOSE TO BE MY NOONA-
jisung - nobody cares about ice spice, but they do care about my fits. they ain't gonna pair themselves you know?
chan - *breaks the door open* FELIX! I MADE YOUR MARMITE SANDWICH!
felix - ew-
chan - *shocks* WHAT- HOW COULD YOU SAY MARMITE IS EW? YOU'RE LITERALLY AN AUSSIE!
felix - yeah i prefer butter now.
chan - *starts crying* i-i thought we were aussie bros-
felix - b-but we are b-but- *sees a spider* AAAAAAAAAAAA- GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME!
chan - t-this isn't scary... *holds it* it's a friend...!
spider - *bites him*
chan - OW- *turns into spiderman* oh... i-i guess...
felix - anywho, i'm going to ice spice's concert-
chan - WHO'S CONCERT?
felix - *gulps* don't you know ice spice?
chan - ohhhh! no. you will not be going to a concert where the only thing the singer sings about is her pussy.
felix - BUT HYUNG!
chan - no buts. now get ready, our comeback is soon.
felix - *sighs*
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lee know - *exists*
taemin - have you seen my cat?
lee know - no.
taemin - but i thought lee knows?
lee know - stop that.
taemin - so lee doesn't know?
lee know - i will kill you.
taemin - liar!
lee know - grrrrr-
seungmin - yay! minho war!
minho - dibidibidis
lee know - i know you know lee know!
hyunjin - why are they screaming at each other?
minho - dibidibidis...!
lee know - i know you knoOoOoOoOow...!
changbin - they like to play their dumb pokemon game.
jeongin - finally they got it right!
chan - they look like they're playing naruto where they say their most iconic lines repeatedly whilst getting louder every time.
jeongin - hey! it's not naruto!
hyunjin - they look like naruto and sasuke, but instead of their names it's their lines.
chan - i know. that's what i was saying.
changbin - but isn't their names the lines?
minho - DIBIDIBIDIS- *punches lee know in the stomach*
lee know - i know... i know i know i know i know- I KNOW YOU KNOW LEE KNOW AAAAAAAAAAA—
felix - whatcha doing?
jeongin - we're playing pok-
hyunjin - naruto.
jeongin - HEY-
felix - oooh nice!
jeongin - it's not naruto it's POKEMON!
taemin - you better get it right or... well...
jonghyun - who wants marshmallows!
taemin - go away hyung.
jonghyun - happy birthday, baby bread!
jeongin - but my birthday just passed-
jonghyun - awh you remind me of key!
key - i'm not involved.
jonghyun - *takes his keys*
key - HEY! YOU TOOK MY KEYS YOU IDIOT!
jonghyun - take this! *gives the keys*
key - THOSE ARE MY HOUSE KEYS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
taemin - i want my sock back...
minho - *gives his sock*
taemin - thanks.
jisung - ew.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
