another weird stray kids short stories ❤️

innie's child

kinda a fast forward from my og chapters iyk what i mean heh-

yeongmun - mommy?

lisa - *looks back, rolls eyes* what do you want?

yeongmun - when can i see daddy again?

lisa - *chuckles to herself* he doesn't want you. not any day, or any week- he just left you all alone...

yeongmun - *starts sobbing*

lisa - oh stop crying you loser, i'm taking you to your grandma's house.

yeongmun - b-but mommy i just got here-

lisa - and i can take you out. now wash all my panties and tidy my room as i go to my photoshoot!

yeongmun - b-but i can't be left alone-

lisa - yes you can! how old are you? 10? 11?

yeongmun - i'm 6!

lisa - oh yes... i remember now! *looks at the time* oh wow! i need to get going! *leaves*

yeongmun - b-but- *goes to the bedroom*

rosé - awhhh what's wrong baby boy?

yeongmun - mommy wants me to clean her room
and her panties again...

rosé - awh no... *cuddles yeongmun* you don't need to do that... let's go outside!

yeongmun - b-but she's going to take me to my grandma's place again-

rosé - come on baby... we'll have a lot of fun! i'll buy you ice cream too!

yeongmun - ice cream?

rosé - yes!

yeongmun - ok then!

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felix and hyunjin - *twerks for their tiktok video*

changbin - *barges in* hey let me try! *twerks at the camera*

felix - hyung! why did you push us?

changbin - i have the largest ass so therefore you need to make room for the big boy!

hyunjin - oh whatever... i'm going to get cereal.

felix - me too... i just got those honey spice flakes in target back in australia!

hyunjin - what the hell is that?

felix - they're ice spice's cereal!

hyunjin - *face palms* oh fuck no...

jeongin - *walk around in boxers* where's my jeans?

jisung - now you care?

jeongin - have you seen it?

jisung - what do you mean-

jeongin - i said have you seen it or not.

jisung - n-no-

jeongin - ok. *leaves*

jisung - jesus that man-

*door knocks*

jeongin - who the hell is that- *opens the door, groans loudly* what the fuck do you want?

yeongmun - daddy?

jeongin - *slams the door* nope... i ain't dealing with that fucker again. why did i bathe naked with that woman-

*door knocks again*

jeongin - *opens the door*

yeongmun - *dressed up as a girl scout* hi there! would you like to buy our girl scout cookies?

jeongin - WHAT THE-

bambam - y-yes-

jeongin - no hyung. *gets mad*

bambam - *sighs, turns into a sad flip phone then walks away*

jeongin - i know it's you, what the fuck do you want?

yeongmun - i just wanna be with my dad-

chan - who's this child?

jeongin - *closes the door* it's just- j-jehovah witness-

chan - *opens the door* is that your brother?

jeongin - no- just some weird kid.

yeongmun - no! he's my dad!

chan - dad? *realises* oh god... well come on in kiddo!

jeongin - no! NO!

chan - jeongin, get the boy some juice and brownies he could eat.

jeongin - *scoffs, leaves*

yeongmun - wow! thank you for letting me in!

chan - no worries. how's your mother?

yeongmun - she's mean... she broke my mr bibby toy and said that daddy doesn't like me anymore...

jeongin - *remembers*

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yeongmun - *picks up mr bobby* ouuuu! what's his name?

jeongin - that's mr bobby, he's a gift from hyunjinnie-hyung!

yeongmun - wow!

jeongin - i'll get you another toy so you can keep it!

yeongmun - ok!

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jeongin - *goes to the shops with yeongmun*

yeongmun - ouuuu- that looks like the mr bobby toy!

jeongin - really? that's great! what's his name?

yeongmun - he's gonna be... mr bibby!

jeongin - awww! that's a nice name!

yeongmun - yeah!

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jeongin - oh... *gets sad, walks away*

chan - don't worry, i'll get you another doll. she did the same thing with your father's doll.

yeongmun - really?

chan - yup.

yeongmun - i hopes he's ok... no wonder why he doesn't like me? or maybe...

jeongin - *brings the tray into the living room* hi guys...

yeongmun - hi daddy!

jeongin - *hugs yeongmun*

chan - awww... that's better.

yeongmun - yayyyyy! daddy does like me!

jeongin - of course i do...

yeongmun - *hugs back*

lisa - *comes back* ew. yeongmun, i told you not to come back to your dad-

yeongmun - b-but-

jeongin - lisa, this is bullshit. can we put our son out of this?

lisa - b-but you said it- *snorts*

jeongin - shut up you pig-

lisa - *gasps* y-you fat shamed me-

jeongin - no i- *growls* yeongmun, let's go.

yeongmun - b-but-

jeongin - *pushes yeongmun away*

yeongmun - noooooo-

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