Read the title.
⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES!
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Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
before this chapter starts, i just wanna thank you guys again for 100k views for "Weird A$$ Stray Kids Short Stories!!! i would of never of thought that i would surpass this number so thank you ever so much!
anywho, enjoy this chapter!
(Continuing from title) ft. BTS, TXT, GOT7, DKB, ENHYPEN, NCT, SHINee, EXO (pretty much SuperM), Twice, and a glimpse of BLACKPINK.
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Felix - *exists*
Chan - Oh hoi Felix!
Felix - *blank* hoi.
Jisung - *munches on felix*
Felix - Ow. *shows jisung an acorn and then throws it*
Jisung - *runs towards the acorn*
Changbin - Hi guys! *kisses felix's hand*
Felix - Hi hyung-
Chan - Hi Changbin!
Changbin - You guys want cake?
Felix - You made cake?
Changbin - Y-Yeah...
Felix - Aww, that's so cute! Of course I do!
Changbin - *starts twerking on felix*
Chan - welp-
Felix - *dies*
Chan - AHHHH! YOU KILLED FELIX!
Felix - Ahhh... I'm a millennial-
Chan - *shakes felix* NO YOU'RE NOT! NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!
Felix - I-I... I'M A LOSER, I'M A LOSERRRRRRRRRRR!
Changbin - Oh no...
Yeonjun - DOLLAR WITH A DOLLAR SIGN IS A LOSERRRRRRRR!
Chan - Help me-
Jeongin - Fighting, bleeding, losing-
Chan - *closes jeongin's mouth* NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SING THIS SONG!
Jeongin - What do you mean?
Chan - There are... SWEAR WORDS!
Jeongin - Are you serious? They only said the f word twice!
Chan - TWICE? THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SWEAR TWICE?
Jeongin - Hyung, you're overreacting.
Chan - NO I'M NOT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Jeongin - Ugh... fine. *goes to his room*
Chan - Damn...
Seungmin - Hi!
Chan - Hi Seungmin!
Seungmin - I found this pretty skirt that I wanted to buy! Should I buy it? *shows the skirt that was on his phone*
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