hyunjin - how to tell if you're french or no-
chan - for the last time, you are korean.
hyunjin - b-b-but-
chan - just because your flag has blue, red and white, doesn't mean you're french.
felix - but so does the uk, so does that mean he's a coloniser?
chan - go away felix.
jisung - but so does australia, does that mean he's a kangaroo?
chan - no.
seungmin - b-but so does a-america! does that mean he has a g-gun-
hyunjin - no- *gun goes off from his pants* AAAAAA-
jeongin - if you're a pink human wannabe, then are you just a pig?
minho - no, you're just pink.
jeongin - then how can i be a pig?
minho - die and then get reincarnated into a pig.
jeongin - awh-
jisung - so why does changbin get to be a pig?
changbin - I'M NOT A PIG I'M DWAEKKI-
chan - no you fat ass-
changbin - nooooo~ you're the fat ass-
hyunjin - this started to become weird.
changbin - *moans* ahhh~ stop touching my aju gogiga manh-eun sosiji-
felix - dafaq-
chan - *shoves a fist up his ass*
changbin - AAAAAA~
daehyun - my friend wants to apologise.
tyuzu - i-i sorry for being meanie, and making you sad.
daehyun - good girl, now you're allowed to be sapphic after 6pm.
tyuzu - YAY- *runs on all fours to a random woman and barks at her*
jihyo - um- can i help you?
tyuzu - AISH AISH AISH BORK BORK BORK GROWL GROWL GROWL
jihyo - u-uh- *starts crying*
tyuzu - oh noooooo- mommy is crying- *kisses her cheeks*
jihyo - *giggles*
tyuzu - yay! now that i tamed you, we can be girlfriends and girlfriends!
jihyo - yay!
tyuzu - yay!
seungmin - if only it was that easy to find men.
youngjae - bing bing bong bing bing bong bing binggy bing binggy bing bing bing.
seungmin - what in the ring ding dong big ben remix is that-
youngjae - bing bing bing bing bong bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bong
seungmin - stop.
youngjae - bong.
seungmin - now.
youngjae - bong.
seungmin - boyfriend.
youngjae - *gasps* BOYFRIEND!
seungmin - boyfriend!
youngjae - nice! lemme suck your cock-
seungmin - OOP-
jeongin - yay! you found a boyfriend!
youngjae - *swallows seungmin*
jeongin - A-
jonghyun - i'll help! *goes through youngjae's throat*
youngjae - *starts dancing to god's menu*
seungmin - *comes out of youngjae's butt*
jonghyun - taa daa!
jeongin - thank you so much jonghyun! but how did you fit through youngjae's throat?
jonghyun - that's something that you must ask him about! *leaves*
youngjae - *gulps*
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
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