jeongin - hyung, how do i poop?
bambam - just push your body!
jeongin - ok! *sits on the toilet*
bambam - i'm going to give you water!
jeongin - thank you!
bambam - *walks out of the room*
jihyo - *bumps into bambam* HEY, MOVE IT!
sana - ew.
momo - he's gross.
dahyun - agreed. *spits something out* BUBBLEGUM!
mina - *puts a dried bubblegum in her mouth*
dahyun - thank you. *chews*
jeongin - *gulps*
jeongyeon - what's wrong? you're scared? will i'm a man now, let's fight. *punches jeongin*
jeongin - *slaps her ass*
jeongyeon - ow- *cries*
chaeyoung - hey! that's misogyny!
jihyo - yeah you can't do that!
momo - you should be cancelled!
girls - yeah!
jeongin - i-
jeongyeon - *pulls jeongin's pants down*
girls - *cheers and laughs*
jeongin - *cries*
seungmin - *pulls jeongyeon's pants down*
jeongyeon - *screams, cries loudly* YOU WANTED TO RAPE ME YOU RAPIST-
jeongin - but you did it to me first-
momo - girls can't rape boys, jeongin.
jihyo - yeah! you raped me whilst i was cleaning your diaper.
jeongin - *rolls his eyes* well that's because you didn't give me consent into changing my diaper.
dahyun - no. this argument only applies to girls and women only.
seungmin - but what if you're a baby?
jeongyeon - a baby is a girl.
seungmin - well jeongin is a baby.
sana - no he's not.
tzuyu - can we play princesses now?
chaeyoung - we'll play later, we're busy at the moment.
tzuyu - but...
chaeyoung - *takes tzuyu out*
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jackson - *plays on the swing*
yugyeom - can i play now?
jackson - no.
yugyeom - *starts crying*
mark - yugyeom, stop crying.
yugyeom - *sniffs, looks at mark*
jackson - WHAT THE HECK MARK?
mark - will you stop being a hoe and just look after your sons?
jackson - what sons-
bambam - *carries yugyeom* i will give you $5.
yugyeom - *giggles*
jackson - u-uh- *projectile vomits all over mark*
mark - EW! *slaps jackson*
jinyoung - guys...
hyunjin - *looks at jinyoung* hello...
jinyoung - please sit on a long nail and fuck yourself.
hyunjin - uh... you're standing on my hair.
jinyoung - oops! *steals his wig*
hyunjin - HEY! I'M GOING TO KILL-
jinyoung - *wears the wig* you was saying?
hyunjin - i-
jeongin - HYUNG! HELP US!
seungmin - YES!
hyunjin - what is-
seungmin - GIRLS-
hyunjin - OH FUCK-
chaeyoung - hi.
jeongin - AAAAAAA- *climbs on hyunjin*
hyunjin - no. *throws him to the ground*
seungmin - *hides behind hyunjin*
jackson - oh it's twice.
bambam - don't worry, i'll take care of them.
chaeyoung - *circles her hand on his crouch*
bambam - STOP! *slaps her hand, realises* NO-
chaeyoung - *cries loudly*
twice - *runs over to her* OH NO-
momo - ARE YOU OK?
sana - Y-YOU!
bambam - I JUST SLAPED HER HAND!
chaeyoung - HE TRIED TO RAPE ME!
bambam - i will bite you.
chaeyoung - HE SAID HE WILL RAPE MEEEEEE- *cries*
twice - *beats up bambam*
jackson - *cries*
mina - YOU!
jackson - *curls into a ball* H-HYUNG-
mark - uh... leave us alone.
mina - no.
mark - fuck. *picks mina up*
mina - *screams*
mark - *throws her out the window*
mina - *dies*
twice - *cries*
chaeyoung - *gives mina a gum* this is for you, unnie.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
